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| Author: | captain cab [ Fri Aug 15, 2008 9:01 am ] |
| Post subject: | Dyslexics Speak to Devil |
Dyslexics Speak to Devil on Phoning Welsh Police Beelzebub is offering just £250 for your soul - that's the credit crunch for you! Some dyslexics are becoming increasingly frustrated on phoning the Welsh police emergency service as they hear a recorded voice of the devil. "The problem is," said Martin Judd, a self-confessed dyslexic from Cardiff, "I mistakenly dial 666 instead of 999." "It's just a joke," admitted Superintendent Kevin O'Neill of the South Wales Constabulary. "We realised a growing number of dyslexics were making this error, so we contacted BT, had the 666 number connected as part of our emergency service, and then made a recording of the beast's voice." Various examples of these calls have been released on CD as a police Christmas gift to jailed Welsh criminals. Control Room: "What's your emergency?" Caller: "I wish to report a break-in at my neighbour's house." Control Room: "We buy souls for £250." Caller: (pause) "The robbers are now stealing my neighbour's car." Control Room: "£250 is my best offer. There is a credit crunch on, you know." Caller: "Who are you?" Control Room: "My name is Lucifer but you can call me Beelzebub." Caller: "Beelzeblab, the robber's are getting away. Please, can you send out a police car." Control Room: "I have four horsemen of the apocalypse available but no panda car." Caller: (pause) "Horses? I want a car..." Control Room: "£250 is my best offer. It really is..." Caller: "Who are you? Control Room: "Lucifer but you can call me Lucy." (Sound of phone being hung-up) "We have at least 20 different recordings," laughed PC O'Neill. "It brings a smile to the criminals we have locked up during the year." Martin Judd continued, "I am more careful now, although when over in America recently, I phoned their emergency service and ended up speaking to God." courtesy of http://www.thespoof.com |
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