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Author:  wannabeeahack [ Thu Nov 06, 2008 10:37 am ]
Post subject:  next time a copper stops you and upsets you...

Try this

ahem

"ok thank you constable, could you advise me on something though"

"whats that sir"

"well, if i call you a c**t i think thats would be an offence"

"indeed it would sir"

"but if i THINK your your a c**t thats not an offence"

"your quite right sir"

"ok"



"i think your a c**t then, bye"

Author:  rambo [ Thu Nov 06, 2008 11:09 am ]
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Must admit, never had any problems when stopped by police.

Author:  wannabeeahack [ Thu Nov 06, 2008 12:01 pm ]
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had one chase me and stop me (passed me going the other way) cos he thought id been using my mobile

i offered to let him check it for incoming/outgoing calls or texts

had one knock my window when i WAS using my mobile but not moving (he was in spandex on a pushbike)

they have quotas after all, just like all of us

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