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PostPosted: Sun Jun 19, 2011 8:19 pm 
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Chris the Fish wrote:
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Ive tried phoning him but there's no answer.

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Midlander wrote:
Chris the Fish wrote:
Silence came the stern reply.


Ive tried phoning him but there's no answer.


That's because he does not have an 0898 number :lol:

I wonder if he is home yet?? if he's had an artery widened it does not take that long to get back to work


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skippy41 wrote:
Midlander wrote:
Chris the Fish wrote:
Silence came the stern reply.


Ive tried phoning him but there's no answer.


That's because he does not have an 0898 number :lol:

I wonder if he is home yet?? if he's had an artery widened it does not take that long to get back to work


It does if your car is knackered :wink:

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I had no idea CC, had taken a turn for the worse. Get well soon CC. The Skull is looking for a punch up on TDO. Now don't disappoint me. Your mate, Mr. T is becoming a bigger pain in the ar*e than you, and we can't let that happen. :wink:



Seriously, keep on punching . . . :wink:


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Sorry to hear the sad news of Wayne
To restore his health he'll have to rest.
No one deserves to endure such pain
Get well soon, CC. A' the best.


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Thanks for your concern Garry & Jim.....I assure you both I'm on the mend :wink:

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Thanks for your concern Garry & Jim.....I assure you both I'm on the mend :wink:

CC


For a minute there I thought you were going to leave us with Mr. T.Image


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Thanks for your concern Garry & Jim.....I assure you both I'm on the mend :wink:

CC


For a minute there I thought you were going to leave us with Mr. T.Image


For all our differences....you dont deserve that :wink:

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One day a biker dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing in despair, he has his first meeting with the devil...
Satan: "Why so glum?" Biker : "What do you think? I'm in hell!" Satan: "Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here. You a drinking man?" Biker : "Sure, I love to drink."
Satan: "Well, you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays, that's all we do is drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, Tab, and Fresca. We drink 'til we throw up and then we drink some more! And you don't have to worry about getting a hangover, because you're dead anyway." Biker : "Gee that sounds great!"
Satan: "You a smoker?" Biker : "You better believe it." Satan: "All right! You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from all over the world, and smoke our lungs out. If you get cancer, no biggie, you're already dead, remember?" Biker : "Wow...that's awesome!"
Satan: "I bet you like to gamble." Biker : "Why, yes, as a matter of fact I do." Satan: "Good,'cause Wednesdays you can gamble all you want. Craps, blackjack, roulette, poker, slots, whatever. If you go bankrupt, it doesn't matter, you're dead anyhow." Biker : "Cool!"
Satan: "What about Drugs?" Biker : "Are you kidding? Love drugs! You don't mean...?" Satan: "That's right! Thursday is drug day.. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack or smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want. You're dead so who cares." Biker : "Wow! I never realized Hell was such a cool place!

Satan: "You gay?" Biker : "No..." Satan: "Ooooh, You're not going to like Fridays at all."

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