Taxi Driver Online

Coming soon!!!!!!!

Here's what a few celebrities say;

Cheeky Saturday Swap Shop star Keith Chegwin;



Dad's Army star....Clive Dunn



The six million dollar man

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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
George Carlin

Self praise is no recommendation

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Note to self: Just because it pops into my head does NOT mean it should come out of my mouth!!

are you saying they never said it?

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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
George Carlin

Possibly

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Note to self: Just because it pops into my head does NOT mean it should come out of my mouth!!

Didn't you mean "Carlsburg"?

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Chris The Fish

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gdlyi5mc ... re=related

fosters actually

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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
George Carlin

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9RQOzime50

Of course, we have consulted the hives, and they have allowed this song to be the soundtrack of the CTOA response

If you lead a lonely lonely life – you gotta be aware!
And if you been constantly asking why – you gotta be aware!
Cause you got nothing to say, God knows you got nothing to say
I’m on the phone for much too long, dial happiness today!

If you got an all consuming need - you gotta be aware!
And if you got heart or lung disease - you gotta be aware!
Cause you got bills to pay, God knows you got bills to pay
Pick up the phone, the telephone, dial happiness today!

You want to live a life great, - you gotta be aware!

I got a thousand answers, one’s gotta be right
Give me a thousand chances and I’ll get it right

And if you’re fed up with all the lies – you gotta be aware!
Then I’ll give you all the whens and whys – you gotta be aware!
Cause you got nothing to say, God knows you got nothing to say
I’m on the phone for much too long, dial happiness today!

You want to live a life great, – you gotta be aware!

I got a thousand answers, one’s gotta be right
Give me a thousand chances and I’ll get it right
I got a thousand answers, one’s gotta be right
Give me a thousand chances and I’ll get it right
I got a thousand answers, one’s gotta be right
I got a million answers, one’s gotta be right
I got a gazillion answers, one’s gotta be right

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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
George Carlin

“Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.”
― Albert Einstein

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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
George Carlin

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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
George Carlin

I've been told by someone that's had a preview of the draft that it's mainly waffle with plenty of 'off topic' comments.

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Kind regards,

Brummie Cabbie.

Type a message, post your news,
Disagree with other members' views;
But please, do have some decorum,
When debating on the TDO Forum.

Has it's plus points.

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IDFIMH

yeah, ive been told similar, but I dint actually think they had the intelligence to absorb the document and read the citations......but i dont think what it contains will matter because its already decided.

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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
George Carlin

Well if Cheggers's grammar is anything to go by then I think you're right.

"I've saw a draft of the Carlisle TOA report..." indeed.

(Or perhaps it should be "Cheggers' grammar"?)

Yeah, the LC are running a grammar and spelling contest afterall

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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
George Carlin

Well they probably will pay more attention to the grammar and spelling than to the views proffered on the taxi and PH issues.