Reminds me of something in St Andrews a couple of years ago, which also annoyed me big time
Some students ran a rickshaw service called "Chariots of Hire". (Quite a clever name, to be fair - part of the film Chariots of Fire was filmed on the beach at St Andrews.)
This appeared in an online student magazine a couple of years ago:
https://thestand-online.com/2016/11/01/ ... t-andrews/Chariots of Hire wrote:
Rather than enduring the judgemental grumblings of a taxi driver, students can be escorted home by one of their own. “We’ve all been there,” says Thomson. “We know what it’s like. You can eat Dervish in these rickshaws if you want – it’s the best place in town for a Dervish.”
The vast majority of student trips are about 2-3 minutes from the taxi rank

And the Dervish (kebab shop) is just the other side of a narrow street from the rank. In this photo it's directly opposite the second/third car
Image: The SaintBut of course if they can't eat on the two-minute journey home the taxi driver is guilty of 'judgemental grumblings'
And some of them are so desperate to get home and eat their takeaway during the two-minute trip that they get into the second or third car on the rank, because it's closer to the Dervish than the car in pole
But if they were that desperate to eat then they could do that in the Dervish, because it was the first (and still only) sit-down restaurant in town to be given a licence till after the pubs close
Anyway, it gets worse:
Chariots of Hire wrote:
Rather than enduring the judgemental grumblings of a taxi driver, students can be escorted home by one of their own. “We’ve all been there,” says Thomson. “We know what it’s like. You can eat Dervish in these rickshaws if you want – it’s the best place in town for a Dervish.” His statement channels the underlying desire of Chariots of Hire to provide comfort to their passengers – mentally, physically and socially.
Which reads to me that during the two-minute trips taxi drivers are a danger to the mental and physical health of the students
In fact these guys were so concerned about the 'mental, physical and social' comfort of their fellow students that they used to appear once in a blue moon (think they've gone for good now) usually when it was a bit busier than usual, or when I suspect they needed some extra beer money or ticket for a forthcoming ball
And they'd ply for hire* in the most ridiculous, awkward and unsafe places, ride the wrong way up one-way streets, have zero or inadequate lighting, passengers would be standing up shouting and bawling, blah, blah
In fact the vast majority of students continued to use the taxis (or the free student bus over the last few years), so presumably preferring to endure the 'judgemental' taxi drivers and perhaps reflecting who was really detrimental to the mental and physical needs of passengers
Rant over
(To be fair, the vast majority of students don't eat their takeaways in the taxis, in fact a lot of them even ask if they can bring them in to the car, never mind eat them, which I often think is a bit over-polite

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* Because they weren't motorised they were exempt from taxi licensing - I think the council required them to have street trader's licences under the Scottish legislation.