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PostPosted: Fri May 01, 2009 5:08 pm 
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All good stuff! A guy with only 1 leg approaches you to take him home you say no, ''cos you will do a runner mate''. ....... & then a guy turns up with 1 arm approaches you to take him home you say no, ''cos your a thief mate''.......then a guy turns up with 1 hand you say no, ''cos you are a winker''


Wouldn't he just have his eye poked, why would he have his hand chopped off? Unless of course you meant to say he was a w@nker :shock:

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Them Ahab countries have the right idea

get caught thieving once, lose your right hand

get caught again, lose your left hand

all you can nick then will be doughnuts.......


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