Taxi Driver Online

I've always said, I am not a taxi driver Chris. I merely drive a taxi to earn a living. To be a “taxi driver” I would have to think like you Chris, and that's not really thinking at all. In fact, Chris, you are a prime example of what it means to be a servile non-thinking member of the bewildered herd.

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All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others.
George Orwell, "Animal Farm"

Being a cabby is just the temporary mirage which is preparation for the higher illusory state that is taxi ownership.

To progress from the lower to the upper level it is necessary to display compliance and blind obedience, followed by the crass stupidty to acquire your illusion with thexpending of copious quantities of hard earned.

Ascension to the hiher illusion however brings with it the encouragement to display your new illusory status to friends and family who, in order to please you, will feign "respect" and accord you the "position" you seek, while secretly wondering what substance you're on.

This clestial plane is easily transportable and can be promulgated amongst new contacts you meet socially as well as, in paticularl, among those you meet on holiday and will likely never meet again.

In terms of importance, the food chain per chance, the scientific certainty is that this new higher status figures just below the level of an amoeba.

Now Chris, I recognise that this is what YOU aspire to. However, the Skull and I are so much further up the chain than you that you'd incur a serious neck injury trying to see us.

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Skull, "You are a police inspector, aren't you?"
Cab Inspector Smith, "Yes."
Skull, "So, are you going to tell Mr Taylor what his rights are?"
Smith, "And ... What rights?"