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skippy41
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What happened to scrap the VAT, and reduce duty by 50% :?:
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2. Leave the EU


Are you sure we will be financially better off if we leave the EU?

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5. Have all benefit claimants work in the community to keep the benefits


If there are jobs out there to give to people on benefits so they can earn them, why not just give them an f in job at proper rates and not create some kind of legal low wage system that employers will take advantage of

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6. Sort the problem of high levels of young mums


That's easy. Buy all the girls 'rabbits' and castrate all the lads. Problem solved


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13. Let cops hand out beatings and carry guns


I think currently some already do. If we gave them to all police we'd be paying a fortune out in investigations and legal costs because people had been beaten before they were shot and before they were found guilty in a court of law

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That's easy. Buy all the girls 'rabbits' and castrate all the lads. Problem solved


That made my eyes water :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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That's easy. Buy all the girls 'rabbits' and castrate all the lads. Problem solved


That made my eyes water :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


Which bit? The thought that you could be replaced by something out of Watership down or the castration part.

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The castration bit! :oops:

Had a bit of fun with rabbits, .410, snares, lamping, ferrets the only way I'd let a woman loose with one is in the kitchen stews, pies etc.

Incoming!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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That's easy. Buy all the girls 'rabbits' and castrate all the lads. Problem solved


That made my eyes water :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


Perhaps I'm being a little harsh and castration is a little severe. One has to think of the economy though and the sales of batteries would increase to untold heights :lol:

On reflection though I shouldn't take my desires to castrate particular individuals out on everybody so maybe enforced snipping would do the trick just as well. Never let it be said that I'm unreasonable :wink:

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That's easy. Buy all the girls 'rabbits' and castrate all the lads. Problem solved


And what could we do with 24 million pairs of Pruned Bollocks, could we plant them and have a giant plum orchard...or maybe sell them to the food industry where they could become Meatballs... :roll:
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That's easy. Buy all the girls 'rabbits' and castrate all the lads. Problem solved


And what could we do with 24 million pairs of Pruned Bollocks, could we plant them and have a giant plum orchard...or maybe sell them to the food industry where they could become Meatballs... :roll:


Lambs fries are tasty enough so why not :shock:

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That's easy. Buy all the girls 'rabbits' and castrate all the lads. Problem solved


And what could we do with 24 million pairs of Pruned Bollocks, could we plant them and have a giant plum orchard...or maybe sell them to the food industry where they could become Meatballs... :roll:


Lambs fries are tasty enough so why not :shock:


whats the Lambs view on this one????
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bloodnock wrote:
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That's easy. Buy all the girls 'rabbits' and castrate all the lads. Problem solved


And what could we do with 24 million pairs of Pruned Bollocks, could we plant them and have a giant plum orchard...or maybe sell them to the food industry where they could become Meatballs... :roll:


Lambs fries are tasty enough so why not :shock:


whats the Lambs view on this one????


baaaaaaalocks to that! :mrgreen:

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There isnt any possible end to it

not before HMG:-

1. Stop sending billions abroad
2. Leave the EU
3. Close our borders
4. Withdraw all forces from any foreign soil
5. Have all benefit claimants work in the community to keep the benefits
6. Sort the problem of high levels of young mums
7. Reopen the pits instead of of importing coal
8. Tax incomes over the national average wage at 65% (footballers at 85%)
9. Clamp down on councils spending our money
10. Restore the rule of the land (OUR LAW)
11. Re-unify the UK, forget devolution
12. sack all the people paid to promote "PC"
13. Let cops hand out beatings and carry guns
14. Stop pandering to minority groups
15. Tell non-nationals, if they dont like it, f**k off back....
16. Bring back hanging and flogging

These are the softer of my ideas should i get elected...



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No hanging or flogging?


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and i still cant understand why, when scotland has its own parliament, we have 2 jocks running england....

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That's easy. Buy all the girls 'rabbits' and castrate all the lads. Problem solved


That made my eyes water :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


Make young women wear chastity belts until they are 21, if there that desperate they can practice at the back door :wink:
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skippy41 wrote:
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That's easy. Buy all the girls 'rabbits' and castrate all the lads. Problem solved


That made my eyes water :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


Make young women wear chastity belts until they are 21, if there that desperate they can practice at the back door :wink:


That could also help the economy in black market keys for the belts and what's a back door got to do with anything :?

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and i still cant understand why, when scotland has its own parliament, we have 2 jocks running england....


Oy and us :sad:

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