Andy Murray Attributes His Wimbledon Loss to Susan Boyle

4th July 2009

With the hope of becoming the first Briton in over 70 years to reach the finals of Wimbledon, the Scottish tennis sensation Andy Murray has got as far as the semi-finals. The 21-year-old Murray was playing American, Andy Roddick for a place in the final to play against five-times champion, Roger Federer.

Although Murray lost the first set to the American, he managed to win the second set and so they were even. The match was electrifying and all seemed to be going Roddick's way because he was five games to two ahead and seemed set to win the semi finals, but Murray made a remarkable comeback in a nail-biting third and final set and that ended at six games each which brought on a tie-break situation. Neither man could win this and so a fourth set was played. This one ended with a tie-break too, but Roddick finally managed a magical two points ahead which won him the semi-final. It appeared that Murray had finally run out of luck.

Putting on a brave face, a tearful Andy told In Seine News; "I had a [edited by admin] a game plan which involved fellow Scot and singing sensation, Susan Boyle who was supposed ti come onto the Centre Court at a point where I was in the lead. She was supposed ti woo the crowds by singing "Scotland the Brave". Alas, these diversionary tactics failed because Susan Boyle was stuck in a traffic jam on her way from Heathrow airport - she simply got here too late and I couldnae hold on any longer. I did my best because I knew that most of the crowd was with me and I didnae want on ti let them down."

"Ain't it strange that now I've lost, I have changed my nationality from British ti Scottish again?" said a bemused Murray. "Oh well! There's always next year, ain't there? I'm going ti have my favourite for tea - haggis and chips... Oh and by the way...

Everyone knows that the show isnae o'er until the fat lady sings!"

Source; thespoof.com

Andy Murray Attributes His Wimbledon Loss to Susan Boyle

4th July 2009

With the hope of becoming the first Briton in over 70 years to reach the finals of Wimbledon, the Scottish tennis sensation Andy Murray has got as far as the semi-finals. The 21-year-old Murray was playing American, Andy Roddick for a place in the final to play against five-times champion, Roger Federer.

Although Murray lost the first set to the American, he managed to win the second set and so they were even. The match was electrifying and all seemed to be going Roddick's way because he was five games to two ahead and seemed set to win the semi finals, but Murray made a remarkable comeback in a nail-biting third and final set and that ended at six games each which brought on a tie-break situation. Neither man could win this and so a fourth set was played. This one ended with a tie-break too, but Roddick finally managed a magical two points ahead which won him the semi-final. It appeared that Murray had finally run out of luck.

Putting on a brave face, a tearful Andy told In Seine News; "I had a [edited by admin] a game plan which involved fellow Scot and singing sensation, Susan Boyle who was supposed ti come onto the Centre Court at a point where I was in the lead. She was supposed ti woo the crowds by singing "Scotland the Brave". Alas, these diversionary tactics failed because Susan Boyle was stuck in a traffic jam on her way from Heathrow airport - she simply got here too late and I couldnae hold on any longer. I did my best because I knew that most of the crowd was with me and I didnae want on ti let them down."

"Ain't it strange that now I've lost, I have changed my nationality from British ti Scottish again?" said a bemused Murray. "Oh well! There's always next year, ain't there? I'm going ti have my favourite for tea - haggis and chips... Oh and by the way...

Everyone knows that the show isnae o'er until the fat lady sings!"

Source; thespoof.com

I'm glad he lost, if he can't wish the England team good luck and roots for the other side then the last thing I would want to see is him win it.

Whenever Scotland are in something I look out for them and hope they do well, right back to Argentina 78, sadly it doesn't seem to come the other way from many.

And this summer, unlike the English Cricket, Michael Jacksons family will have the "Ashes"

There's good & bad in all ..... and my view is that HE is the poorer for his attitude.

That said, I wish him luck at SW19 in future years & if he does not win it at some point, then I will be very surprised.

He is progressing at a pace, year on year.

And this summer, unlike the English Cricket, Michael Jacksons family will have the "Ashes"

And this summer, unlike the English Cricket, Michael Jacksons family will have the "Ashes"

Did rather well today though didnt we

CC

Today it is WE did well. What's the betting if the next 2 tests are lost it will be THEY fecked up.

I'm glad he lost, if he can't wish the England team good luck and roots for the other side then the last thing I would want to see is him win it.

Whenever Scotland are in something I look out for them and hope they do well, right back to Argentina 78, sadly it doesn't seem to come the other way from many.

Did rather well today though didnt we

CC

Absolutely, it's not cos he's Scottish I wanted him to lose, just simply because he's a neanderthal knob who clings to the anti English thing in the same way the 15Th generation Afro caribbean does over slavery, my take on that is I didn't do that to anyone, and nobody alive today had it done to them so they should move forwards rather than backwards.