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Not long left!

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/features/article1630897.ece

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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
George Carlin

Are you due me any money?

No but I'm due a bottle of Becks from you I think....sob just my luck!

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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
George Carlin

I'll make that up at the chairmans dinner at Eastbourne . . . if it still exsists this time next year!

Sounds good to me.

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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
George Carlin

Any bets.... somebody forgets to put a shilling in the meter.

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Justice for the 96. It has only taken 27 years...........repeat the same lies for 27 years and the truth sounds strange to people!

Clever Stuff...aint it...

Still here

5,000 Million pounds to see two bloody blinks of light on a Screen.....have we gone effing Cuckoo????

"But the anti-CERN brigade accuse the scientists of playing God"

Too late that jobs already gone to our LA Licencing Dept, lol.

........ and is a Higgs Boson the same as a really pleasant passenger that tips well!!

Really p***ed off about this I've just completed my NVQ Level 2 in passenger transport and now I'm under threat of being gobbled up by a 'black hole'........... suppose that's better than being wrapped in red tape which really isn't my colour

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Note to self: Just because it pops into my head does NOT mean it should come out of my mouth!!

Nothing new here...im sure i Read about the "Large Hardon Collider" (LHC) and Dark holes, Big bangs and Dark matter way back in an 1978 edition of Fiesta.....and that only cost me 85 pence. I did however get to see what I thought was the Beginning of my universe..

1978....collectors edition I would guess

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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
George Carlin

you got it to huh...came with a free white stick

The fun hasn't started yet.

That will happen when they get this sub-atom of hydrogen or whatever it is, going round this 17 mile long circular tunnel at 99.99999991% of the speed of light (which is approximately 186,282 miles per second, or to us cab drivers the same distance travelled in a second that an average TX4 would cover in it's life time, before it went kaputt), & then these scientists will accelerate another sub-atom of hydrogen round the same 17 mile circular tunnel, only going the other way, hoping that these two sub-atoms of hydrogen smash into each other, whilst both travelling just below the speed of light, in opposite directions, i.e. a collision of these two sub-atoms at a combined speed of 372,564 miles per second (i.e. 186,282 x 2 x 99.99999991%).

Just for clarity, 372,564 miles per second equals a mere 1,341,230,400 miles per hour.

ONLY? IS THAT ALL?

And when these two sub-atoms travelling in opposite directions around this 17 mile circular tunnel collide, they hope to recreate what happened a trillionth of a second immediately after the 'Big Bang'.

Well f*ck me!

They'll see that clearly won't they!!!

Can't wait to see the photos!!

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Brummie Cabbie.

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No I was only 9 yo

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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
George Carlin