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Author:  Sussex [ Fri Oct 14, 2011 8:21 pm ]
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Appeal to taxi driver who give lift to man dressed as banana

A taxi driver who gave a lift to a passenger dressed as a banana could hold vital information to an alleged sexual assault.

A group, including a woman and between two and four men, got into the taxi at around 2am on Thursday October 6 at The Beat nightclub in Bridge of Allan. They were dropped off at Wallace Street in Stirling.

Two of the men were in fancy dress; one was wearing a banana costume and another was possibly a clown. A Central Scotland Police spokeswoman said: "We have carried out extensive enquiries in an effort to trace the taxi driver. We believe he may hold vital information and we are keen for him to come forward.

“We are certain that the taxi driver would remember this pick-up as two of the men were in fancy dress costumes."

Author:  Skull [ Fri Oct 14, 2011 8:48 pm ]
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Dougie, was either the taxi driver or the banana. It couldn't be anyone else? :shock: :badgrin:

Author:  ALI T [ Fri Oct 14, 2011 10:07 pm ]
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i think 90% of drivers had some fort of fruit in there cab and definitely a few clowns

it take it the banana got a bit frisky with the clown :oops: sorry couldn't help myself

Author:  Doom [ Sat Oct 15, 2011 1:01 am ]
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I'm glad you two can find a laugh in that, did you read what it was about before commenting?

Author:  ALI T [ Sat Oct 15, 2011 1:22 am ]
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did you :?:

Author:  Doom [ Sat Oct 15, 2011 1:26 am ]
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ALI T wrote:
did you :?:



Yeah, it says someone was possibly attacked.

Author:  jock1 [ Sun Oct 16, 2011 7:33 am ]
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Doom wrote:
ALI T wrote:
did you :?:



Yeah, it says someone was possibly attacked.

That's not what it says!

police have since ruled out the clown he had an alibi seemingly he was seen driving a red metrocab in and about Edinburgh,
As for the banana the amateur detective in me suggests it must have been a same sex assault as it seems the banana was not straight,I think he has managed to give the police the slip.
A police spokesman said, when interviewed the clown said he always wears a medallion mans outfit when attending any fancy dress event

Author:  Doom [ Sun Oct 16, 2011 11:49 am ]
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jock1 wrote:
Doom wrote:
ALI T wrote:
did you :?:



Yeah, it says someone was possibly attacked.

That's not what it says!

police have since ruled out the clown he had an alibi seemingly he was seen driving a red metrocab in and about Edinburgh,
As for the banana the amateur detective in me suggests it must have been a same sex assault as it seems the banana was not straight,I think he has managed to give the police the slip.
A police spokesman said, when interviewed the clown said he always wears a medallion mans outfit when attending any fancy dress event


What goes around, comes around, and why use an alias again? 2009 registered 34 posts, I suppose you think I'm stupid enough to believe a user waited in the wings for a thread like this to appear :roll:

Lets hope if this happens to you or someone close to you that you get the same reaction from others eh, justified.

Author:  Skull [ Sun Oct 16, 2011 1:30 pm ]
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Get a grip Doom, dressed as a banana, don't tell me your mind wasn't jumping to funny side of things. Take a look at the title of the thread ffs. :roll:

Author:  Doom [ Mon Oct 17, 2011 12:03 am ]
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Skull wrote:
Get a grip Doom, dressed as a banana, don't tell me your mind wasn't jumping to funny side of things. Take a look at the title of the thread ffs. :roll:



On the first instance of the title maybe, well definitely tbh, but when I saw the thread had someone had been attacked allegedly it kinda dissolves any humour doesn't it?

Anyway to smooth it out at this point have this one.....

Have you heard of the new sexual position they're all raving about?

It's called the PARCELFORCE position.

You stay in all day and nobody comes.


Boom Boom! :wink:

Author:  Dusty Bin [ Mon Oct 17, 2011 1:56 am ]
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jock1 wrote:
Doom wrote:
ALI T wrote:
did you :?:



Yeah, it says someone was possibly attacked.

That's not what it says!

police have since ruled out the clown he had an alibi seemingly he was seen driving a red metrocab in and about Edinburgh,
As for the banana the amateur detective in me suggests it must have been a same sex assault as it seems the banana was not straight,I think he has managed to give the police the slip.
A police spokesman said, when interviewed the clown said he always wears a medallion mans outfit when attending any fancy dress event


Dougie = Medallion Man

I like :lol:

Author:  Private Reggie [ Mon Oct 17, 2011 9:23 pm ]
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24 carat gold Medallion man i will have you know :wink: I've even got the hair :lol: :lol: :lol: So you could say the 24 carat gold hairy Medallion Man mountain 8) 8) FREEEEEUUUUUUUM =; =; =; =; :-D

Author:  ALI T [ Mon Oct 17, 2011 11:27 pm ]
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Private Reggie wrote:
FREEEEEUUUUUUUM
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: you forgot the d

sir william (rambo)wallace

Author:  ALI T [ Mon Oct 17, 2011 11:31 pm ]
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Doom wrote:

What goes around, comes around, and why use an alias again? 2009 registered 34 posts, I suppose you think I'm stupid enough to believe a user waited in the wings for a thread like this to appear :roll:
.

aliases :roll: ....its exciting this world of taxi driving spy's ain't it :roll:

Author:  Dusty Bin [ Tue Oct 18, 2011 4:57 am ]
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Private Reggie wrote:
24 carat gold Medallion man i will have you know :wink: I've even got the hair :lol: :lol: :lol: So you could say the 24 carat gold hairy Medallion Man mountain 8) 8) FREEEEEUUUUUUUM =; =; =; =; :-D


Well I would stick to that kind of medallion, Dougie, because you'll never have one on your taxi :D

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