None of us then!

"nearly as wide as you are tall" and he manages to say it with a straight face.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-18517427

That lady looks like she may have a thyroid issue, this makes you fat and there ain't jack you can do about it, it would've been easy to just label her a fat lazy cow, but the house isn't the hole you'd expect in this case, obviously there are grub hoarders out there but there are also medical reasons, and I wouldn't be surprised if the additives in food aren't playing their part, everyone is different regarding metabolic rates, something to consider before condemning others.

And no I'm not large like that myself, I just try to see all sides and sometimes what you'd expect isn't the reality of it.

It may well look that way, it may well be that way as well, but it's not always that way,

Now by my reckoning she and those the same size are as much a drain on the NHS as a smoker is, so we should have a cake tax shouldn't we, and they should be made to stand out in the rain to eat them as well eh,

Looking at how tidy the house is I would say she's a medical rather than an excess case myself, she's also either stealing or being stole from as well, because if you remove the fat she is actually a very pretty girl imo.

You know what, Doom. I'm starting to think you're a, chubby chaser.

This fat bird, seems to have caught your imagination, and you're giving your mind a treat.

Aye fock, yarv rumbilled ma

A Scottish thread that doesn't involve the SNP.

Surely it must be down to the English that that bird is so big.

I'll let you into a little secret. The fat birds in Scotland will be sent south of the border once we have Independence. So you'd better get all your chubby chasers ready for action.

You hear that Doom?

Jesus,Mary & Joseph! I'll be dead by then and so will the man that stood on Pluto before colonising Uranus