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Author:  Jasbar [ Tue Jul 10, 2012 11:25 am ]
Post subject:  A wolf in sheep's clothing
WOMEN 'n' LOVE - j b taylor

Amazon KINDLE platform £1 download

Well it's finally here. You won't like it, and will no doubt attack me for it, but I don't care.

Hopefully it gets the message over.

But Part one of the novel is now published on the Kindle platform.

It is a contemporary romantic novel, with a clear message about our city, and our taxi trade - and civil rights.

So Donald, if you care to wade through the story about how society, government and local government, denies equal rights you might just get to the taxi bit.

And Chief Constable Strang, if you do the same, you might just understand how your police force fails to protect cabbies just going about their business from those who would steal from us, and whom you allow to.

And all the convenors of the RC, understand what your abuse of the Law means and how you place vulnerable members of our society at unnecessary risk because you restrict taxi licences.

And Donald Anderson, how your tram legacy is an expensive shambles and you should hang your head in shame. You have destroyed our city. I wonder if you would have the balls to tell us all what you got out of it?

And toots. You were in my mind when I wrote the tale.

I'm now looking forward to the flak. Bring it on.

=D>
Author:  Skull [ Tue Jul 10, 2012 12:42 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: A wolf in sheep's clothing
Quality =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> You were always a writer Jim,never a taxi driver. This is a powerful way to get your message across. I'm looking forward to reading it. =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D>

I'm going to have to buy or borrow a bloody Kindle though. :sad: :wink: I'm on the case. :wink:

Oh and I'm dying to see the response, just remember, there's no such thing as bad publicity. The main thing is, if people are talking about it, they're reading it. :D =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D>
Author:  Jasbar [ Tue Jul 10, 2012 1:17 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: A wolf in sheep's clothing
Skull wrote:
Quality =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> You were always a writer Jim,never a taxi driver. This is a powerful way to get your message across. I'm looking forward to reading it. =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D>

I'm going to have to buy or borrow a bloody Kindle though. :sad: :wink: I'm on the case. :wink:

Oh and I'm dying to see the response, just remember, there's no such thing as bad publicity. The main thing is, if people are talking about it, they're reading it. :D =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D>


You don't need a kindle. You can download a free app to let you read kindle material on you laptop, pc or even mobile phone.

Perhaps I should have included you in the dedication.
Author:  Skull [ Tue Jul 10, 2012 3:45 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: A wolf in sheep's clothing
Jasbar wrote:
Skull wrote:
Quality =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> You were always a writer Jim,never a taxi driver. This is a powerful way to get your message across. I'm looking forward to reading it. =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D>

I'm going to have to buy or borrow a bloody Kindle though. :sad: :wink: I'm on the case. :wink:

Oh and I'm dying to see the response, just remember, there's no such thing as bad publicity. The main thing is, if people are talking about it, they're reading it. :D =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D>


You don't need a kindle. You can download a free app to let you read kindle material on you laptop, pc or even mobile phone.

Perhaps I should have included you in the dedication.


Quality :wink:
Author:  skippy41 [ Tue Jul 10, 2012 4:39 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: A wolf in sheep's clothing
Quote:
O.K. People we have had 50 Shades of Grey or "Mummy Porn" as it has been called.

How about a Edinburgh version.

My Tan was 11 Shades of Orange. "As I stood in line at the Job Centre in Edinburgh thinking of reasons I couldn't work, a sweet smell drifted past my pig like nostrils. It was a mixture of weed, B.O Wetherspoons cooked bacon and Lynx Africa. I turned around and there was Dwayne. Our eyes m......et and he was soon lifting me onto the wheelie bins behind the Iceland. He had tied up his Staffy to block the ally way so we wouldn't be disturbed. Gluey Louy watching but it just added to the mystery. I knew it was love and my life would never be the same."

"My mum had told me to leave Dwayne many times due to the violence but I knew he loved me as he always took his rings off before he hit me
Tonight though he was in a foul mood, I had [edited by admin] his tea up after failing to de-frost his prawn ring I had nicked from Farm Foods
He picked up the power lead from my kids mega drive and whipped it across my doughy arse, it stung but I liked it.

I shouted again again so he carried on, i thought my shell suit would rip into a million pieces

As I looked over my shoulder I saw his Weetabix toothed smile, he even had a semi on which rare as the crack normally played havoc with his erections."

"Our 6 week anniversary was approaching. This would be my longest relationship without becoming pregnant. I thought of this as he lay on top of me making love. His skinny arms straddled my head like breadsticks either side of am orange. As I rubbed his whiter than white back I imagined every mole I felt was spelling out Braille for I love you"

"I had a week to myself, bliss.
The kids were all at their respective dads apart from Shakira whose dad was on remand
Luckily her Grandma was home as this time last year she was in Malia on an 18-30. Dwayne wanted me to be a Dominatrix but I couldn't get the gear as the new security guard at Ann Summers was a right [edited by admin]

I had to improvise. I put on my fave black slag wellies and wrapped bin bags around my muffin tops. For the mask I pulled my old black period pants over my head

I looked like gothic Vanessa Feltz attempting a bank job, Dwayne looked well chuffed as he had scored some Viagra off his dealer.

I climbed on top but the idiot was asleep, he had bought diazepam by mistake
I tried to get him inside me but it was like trying to push toothpaste back into the tube

Finishing myself on the buzz of my mobile wasn't my finest hour but needs must."


Not a bad first attempt Jasbar :lol: :lol:
Author:  wee eddie [ Tue Jul 10, 2012 6:35 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: A wolf in sheep's clothing
brilliant!
Author:  captain cab [ Tue Jul 10, 2012 6:43 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: A wolf in sheep's clothing
pmsl hats off, thats excellent :lol:
Author:  toots [ Tue Jul 10, 2012 9:18 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: A wolf in sheep's clothing
Skippy last time I read that it was a Sutton version :?
Author:  skippy41 [ Wed Jul 11, 2012 5:06 am ]
Post subject:  Re: A wolf in sheep's clothing
toots wrote:
Skippy last time I read that it was a Sutton version :?


Dwayne moved, :wink: :wink: :wink:
Author:  toots [ Wed Jul 11, 2012 12:50 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: A wolf in sheep's clothing
Jasber wrote:
Well it's finally here.


Well done you for finding the time to write it :D

Jaber wrote:
And toots. You were in my mind when I wrote the tale.


If I was the book should be as popular as the E L James trio :lol: I'd normally be flattered but you have such a warped idea of me I shall reserve judgement :wink:
Author:  Private Reggie [ Thu Jul 12, 2012 8:07 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: A wolf in sheep's clothing
Jasbar wrote:
Skull wrote:
Quality =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> You were always a writer Jim,never a taxi driver. This is a powerful way to get your message across. I'm looking forward to reading it. =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D>

I'm going to have to buy or borrow a bloody Kindle though. :sad: :wink: I'm on the case. :wink:

Oh and I'm dying to see the response, just remember, there's no such thing as bad publicity. The main thing is, if people are talking about it, they're reading it. :D =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D>


You don't need a kindle. You can download a free app to let you read kindle material on you laptop, pc or even mobile phone.

Quote:
Perhaps I should have included you in the dedication.

Skull all those years of loyal service and no inclusion in the dedication :sad: Proves Jasbar is a man in his OWN self interested warped world :lol: :lol: :lol:

I don't intend to read a rant that has been re-worked as a book, we all know Jasbars views on Everything :roll: :roll:
Author:  Skull [ Thu Jul 12, 2012 10:20 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: A wolf in sheep's clothing
Private Reggie wrote:
Jasbar wrote:
Skull wrote:
Quality =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> You were always a writer Jim,never a taxi driver. This is a powerful way to get your message across. I'm looking forward to reading it. =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D>

I'm going to have to buy or borrow a bloody Kindle though. :sad: :wink: I'm on the case. :wink:

Oh and I'm dying to see the response, just remember, there's no such thing as bad publicity. The main thing is, if people are talking about it, they're reading it. :D =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D>


You don't need a kindle. You can download a free app to let you read kindle material on you laptop, pc or even mobile phone.

Quote:
Perhaps I should have included you in the dedication.

Skull all those years of loyal service and no inclusion in the dedication :sad: Proves Jasbar is a man in his OWN self interested warped world :lol: :lol: :lol:

I don't intend to read a rant that has been re-worked as a book, we all know Jasbars views on Everything :roll: :roll:



Dougie, you really know how to do yourself, the greatest disservice. You haven't read the book but you know it's a rant that's been re-worked as a book.

Have you any idea how stupid your comment makes you look? #-o
Author:  Jasbar [ Fri Jul 13, 2012 2:59 am ]
Post subject:  Re: A wolf in sheep's clothing
Private Reggie wrote:
Jasbar wrote:
Skull wrote:
Quality =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> You were always a writer Jim,never a taxi driver. This is a powerful way to get your message across. I'm looking forward to reading it. =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D>

I'm going to have to buy or borrow a bloody Kindle though. :sad: :wink: I'm on the case. :wink:

Oh and I'm dying to see the response, just remember, there's no such thing as bad publicity. The main thing is, if people are talking about it, they're reading it. :D =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D>


You don't need a kindle. You can download a free app to let you read kindle material on you laptop, pc or even mobile phone.

Quote:
Perhaps I should have included you in the dedication.

Skull all those years of loyal service and no inclusion in the dedication :sad: Proves Jasbar is a man in his OWN self interested warped world :lol: :lol: :lol:

I don't intend to read a rant that has been re-worked as a book, we all know Jasbars views on Everything :roll: :roll:


Spoke with Donald today and no, he didn't mention your name.

And I happen to know that Northern boys know what a tumshie is.

As for the Skull, her'll get his just reward.

And part of it will be knowing you're spewing your guts up.

=D>

And there's part two. I can squeeze his dedi in there.

BTW

Did I say I was given the BBC Drama departments number by a BBC producer to explore making the tale into a radio play? :badgrin:

Then there's the Fringe.

And in 24 hours the tale rose 6000 places in the Kindle best sellers list?

=D>

:roll:

BTW here's a response from a senior Law professional in Edinburgh whom I told about the book months ago.

well done! I am very pleased for you, you must be very proud!


:lol:
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