Taxi Driver Online :: View topic - To the people who wished me a slow and painful death.

Sorry to disappoint you, but the results of my chest x-ray came back clear today.

You will have to wait for your wish, it seems I will be around for a while yet.

Sorry to disappoint you, but the results of my chest x-ray came back clear today.

gusmac wrote:

Sorry to disappoint you, but the results of my chest x-ray came back clear today.

Well that's good news.

Maybe the fella upstairs has seen that you are now on the good fags and given you one last chance. :wink:

Sussex wrote:

gusmac wrote:

Sorry to disappoint you, but the results of my chest x-ray came back clear today.

Well that's good news.

Maybe the fella upstairs has seen that you are now on the good fags and given you one last chance. :wink:

Perhaps the devil looks after his own :shock:

Day 19 and I haven't felt this good for years.
My condolences to HMG but you will have to find another way to service the national debt. You've had the last fag duty you're getting from me.
I'm spending the dough on a nice cruise or something instead.

The government will still get some tax from you on the cruise.

But hey, good on you for giving up.

grandad wrote:

The government will still get some tax from you on the cruise.

gusmac wrote:

grandad wrote:

The government will still get some tax from you on the cruise.

How so?

Quote:

Everything has tax on it somewhere. You have got to get to the boat first. It doesn't matter how you get there unless you walk, there will be a tax involved.

I didn't even know you were having a problem.

Good to hear you are back on top form though. :wink:

Author:	gusmac [ Sat Jan 19, 2013 2:51 am ]
Post subject:	To the people who wished me a slow and painful death.
Sorry to disappoint you, but the results of my chest x-ray came back clear today. You will have to wait for your wish, it seems I will be around for a while yet.

Author:	wizzkid [ Sat Jan 19, 2013 3:40 am ]
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gusmac wrote: Sorry to disappoint you, but the results of my chest x-ray came back clear today. You will have to wait for your wish, it seems I will be around for a while yet. Glad they came back clear.

Author:	Sussex [ Sat Jan 19, 2013 9:30 am ]
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gusmac wrote: Sorry to disappoint you, but the results of my chest x-ray came back clear today. Well that's good news. Maybe the fella upstairs has seen that you are now on the good fags and given you one last chance.

Author:	gusmac [ Sat Jan 19, 2013 10:55 am ]
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Sussex wrote: gusmac wrote: Sorry to disappoint you, but the results of my chest x-ray came back clear today. Well that's good news. Maybe the fella upstairs has seen that you are now on the good fags and given you one last chance. Perhaps the devil looks after his own Day 19 and I haven't felt this good for years. My condolences to HMG but you will have to find another way to service the national debt. You've had the last fag duty you're getting from me. I'm spending the dough on a nice cruise or something instead.

Author:	grandad [ Sat Jan 19, 2013 11:24 am ]
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gusmac wrote: Sussex wrote: gusmac wrote: Sorry to disappoint you, but the results of my chest x-ray came back clear today. Well that's good news. Maybe the fella upstairs has seen that you are now on the good fags and given you one last chance. Perhaps the devil looks after his own Day 19 and I haven't felt this good for years. My condolences to HMG but you will have to find another way to service the national debt. You've had the last fag duty you're getting from me. I'm spending the dough on a nice cruise or something instead. The government will still get some tax from you on the cruise. But hey, good on you for giving up.

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Author:	gusmac [ Sat Jan 19, 2013 11:36 am ]
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grandad wrote: The government will still get some tax from you on the cruise. How so? Quote: But hey, good on you for giving up. Cheers.

Author:	grandad [ Sat Jan 19, 2013 12:52 pm ]
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gusmac wrote: grandad wrote: The government will still get some tax from you on the cruise. How so? [quote] Everything has tax on it somewhere. You have got to get to the boat first. It doesn't matter how you get there unless you walk, there will be a tax involved.

Author:	gusmac [ Sat Jan 19, 2013 1:04 pm ]
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grandad wrote: gusmac wrote: grandad wrote: The government will still get some tax from you on the cruise. How so? Quote: Everything has tax on it somewhere. You have got to get to the boat first. It doesn't matter how you get there unless you walk, there will be a tax involved. Rest assured, they will get as little as possible

Author:	Skull [ Sat Jan 19, 2013 6:50 pm ]
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I didn't even know you were having a problem. Good to hear you are back on top form though.

Author:	Jasbar [ Sun Jan 20, 2013 6:12 am ]
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Skull wrote: I didn't even know you were having a problem. Good to hear you are back on top form though. A politically correct Skull? Oh dear

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