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Author:  tx_op [ Sun Jan 27, 2013 3:54 pm ]
Post subject:  Eck (Saville Row Suit) The Buider
A warm welcome to another show to all my bairns, eh ken there's a lot o yooz oot there ev no humped yet but ! wull tak care o that when em God. Let's start with some letters fae the unfortunates o ma kingdom.

Dear Eck, I am writing to ask if you could fix it fir me. Ma pocket is always empty, eh seem to work non stop n get aboot ten bob efter daeing a 75 hoor week drevving ma Taxi. Could you make my life easier by changing the hoors in a day to 35 so eh cood maybe manage to go hame wi enuf to buy a basket full o stuff aff the reduced to clear shelves in Tescos.

Cheers Eck.

Eck says, Nae bawther big man, once eh become master o the universe n get a mention on Corrie, Bob's yer ma's brither ! Me an King Kenny Mac wull mak sure o it by, making wind powered Taxis {the way we see it is. if we kin keep oor puss shut fir half an hoor} there shud be enuf energy tae power twa hundred Taxis so, you kin save aw the doh you pay fir juice also, King Kenny's got a stoting idea to release every prisoner in oor jails on tae the streets which shud mak ye busier n boost the Sunbed shops demand n oor kingdom.

Eck.

Remember...if we kin fix..we can.
Author:  jimbo [ Sun Jan 27, 2013 6:20 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Eck (Saville Row Suit) The Buider
Could you possibly translate this into English?
Author:  gusmac [ Sun Jan 27, 2013 6:57 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Eck (Saville Row Suit) The Buider
jimbo wrote:
Could you possibly translate this into English?


Why? it is the Scottish section :lol:
Author:  bloodnock [ Sun Jan 27, 2013 11:41 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Eck (Saville Row Suit) The Buider
jimbo wrote:
Could you possibly translate this into English?


Or maybe even something that resembles a real Scottish dialect..
Author:  gusmac [ Mon Jan 28, 2013 3:50 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Eck (Saville Row Suit) The Buider
bloodnock wrote:
jimbo wrote:
Could you possibly translate this into English?


Or maybe even something that resembles a real Scottish dialect..


Ye dinna get tae Dundee affa offen, div ye? :lol:
Author:  bloodnock [ Mon Jan 28, 2013 10:27 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Eck (Saville Row Suit) The Buider
gusmac wrote:
bloodnock wrote:
jimbo wrote:
Could you possibly translate this into English?


Or maybe even something that resembles a real Scottish dialect..


Ye dinna get tae Dundee affa offen, div ye? :lol:


Been there once...and once was enuff. :?
Author:  Skull [ Mon Jan 28, 2013 10:45 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Eck (Saville Row Suit) The Buider
Dundee is one of those places, when you arrive, you first thought is "When can I leave?" The only place I like less than Dundee, is bloody Aberdeen. #-o
Author:  captain cab [ Tue Jan 29, 2013 12:32 am ]
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Skull wrote:
Dundee is one of those places, when you arrive, you first thought is "When can I leave?" The only place I like less than Dundee, is bloody Aberdeen. #-o



Dundee is one of those places where the prettiest woman is probably your mother :lol:
Author:  Jasbar [ Wed Jan 30, 2013 2:20 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Eck (Saville Row Suit) The Buider
jimbo wrote:
Could you possibly translate this into English?


Don't feel you have to bother ...

:roll:
Author:  chrismas [ Wed Jan 30, 2013 4:43 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Eck (Saville Row Suit) The Buider
noo then noo then noo then, hoos aboot that then, eurgh eurgh eurgh :lol:
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