It's a beautiful Friday and seeing as everyone is so happy out at the feeder rank lets have a feel good song to celebrate!

It's Paperback Writer with a few changes, sing it loud, it's catchy!!
The first verses are the real ones and the second ones have been changed, lets play it loud!

PAPERBACK WRITER

Paper back writer (paperback writer)
Dear Sir or Madam, will you read my book?
It took me years to write, will you take a look?
It's based on a novel by a man named Lear
And I need a job, so I want to be a paperback writer

It's a dirty story of a dirty man
And his clinging wife doesn't understand.
Their son is working for the Daily Mail,
It's a steady job but he wants to be a paperback writer,
Paperback writer.

CITY CABS DRIVER

Dear Sir or Madam, will you read my book?
It took months to write, will you take a look
It's based on a tender by a man named Les
It won the job,at weekends he wants to be a City Cabs Driver
City Cabs Driver

It's a little story of a changing man
He's moving from Central to be a City man
His dream is to work at the holy grail
He knows its steady and he just wants to be a City Cabs Driver
City Cabs Driver

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=taADLPtyDb0