Drafted this on the rank at the weekend, a lot of it seemed a bit irrelevant and trivial even then, but more so now considering what's happened since then
But as usual, it may be of some interest to anyone who doesn't spend as much time online as me, and as usual little point in pressing the delete key once you've actually typed it all out
edders23 wrote:
These 'Live' branded news sites are all part of the same publishing group (what used to be called Mirror Group), so they often share stories. The article originates from the Birmingham Live site (basically the Birmingham Mail newspaper online), and is also on the Grimsby Telegraph/Grimsby Live.
The don't all used the 'Live' branding (the Liverpool Echo, for example, just sticks to calling itself the Echo), and the national titles certainly don't (The Mirror, most obviously, and the Daily Record in Scotland).
They also share photos - that one of the black and white HCs on the Cardiff rank is used a lot, particularly by the Echo. The Nottingham rehash of this particular article uses taxi photos from the Grimsby Telegraph.
The original version of this article on the Birmingham Live website has a photo captioned 'A general image of a taxi in Walsall'. In fact it's that one of the Uber with the ladder out the window
So while some of the photos used to illustrate these articles could be a bit more representative (the Cardiff HCs used in a piece about Liverpool PHDs, say) this one is just ridiculous - I mean, there's not even a plate on display, and the ladder is a bit of a distraction
(And I'm totally ignoring the use of the t-word

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A general image of a taxi in Walsall (Image: Birmingham Mail)Anyway, the 'Live' websites take an eternity to load on my laptop, and can be very difficult to select the text for pasting on here. Lost count of the number of times I've managed most of it, then get to the bottom of the article and spend a couple of minutes just trying to select the text, but it just won't do it, and I have to open it in another browser
In fact most of the local press websites that these articles come from are part of small number of big publishing groups. And they all use the same basic website templates, so if you're posting stuff on here from them they all have their quirks and good points, but none of them are particularly easy to work with, especially if your laptop is on its last legs like mine
Anyway, this is the headline and sub-headline (or whatever it's called...think it's called a 'strapline' in the trade)…
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The real life of a taxi driver: From fare dodging and machete-wielding customers to wee on seats
“We have had passengers who don’t tell us where they are going. They just say drive ‘left’ or ‘right’"
So the 'strapline' is interesting because to me it hardly seems a thing worth mentioning in the grand scheme of things.
Can be very annoying, though, but to be fair some people genuinely don't know where they're going - pi$$ed up people going to hotels and guest houses here, for example
Of course, some just do it to be annoying. Then there's the ones you've done a million times before, but they wait until you're 80% of the way there and start giving you directions
Again, this may be genuine, but I suspect some are just on the wind up
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He explained: “If someone is sick in your car, it is the end of your shift.
"You can’t carry on because the vehicle needs professional valeting and it’s not fair to pick someone else up.
“You could end up paying £70 in valeting, which takes 24 hours, plus you could lose up to £100 in earnings.
In 20 years I've had a few sickies, but never had a professional valet.
Probably should have had one or two, but to be fair for most incidents a professional valet would be a bit over the top in my opinion
It generally ends up on the mats, door sills or exterior of the car, so often not that difficult to clean up, and not always an end to the shift. And if it ends up on the seats, my leather isn't so difficult to clean as the standard cloth.
Of course, smells in particular can hang around for a while, but while some stink to high heaven, most are relatively odour-free.
And other traces can hang around for a while. One I had a few weeks ago (which I well remember because it was a Monday night

) this student opened the front window and puked outside, but some of it ended up on the inside of the door, and some down into the door between the window pane
Relatively easy to clean up the door (inside and out), but for ages every time I wound the window up and down it would end up smeared with, er, whatever
The student gave me a fiver or so extra and told me to "go and get it cleaned up", as if it was my fault and he was doing me a big favour
Couldn't be bothered arguing that night, so just let it go...
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“I like families because, as soon as someone comes in with their children, you know it is going to be a trouble-free journey."
Really?
In fact that's one reason I work the ranks and tend to do nights. Can easily go a week or two without kids in my pristine vehicle (apart from all the puke stuff, naturally).
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“Single passengers are OK but when three to four passengers get in, there’s always one clown."
Indeed, and that's one reason I've stuck with a saloon rather than a bigger vehicle - four people are more than enough at times
And I'd also question his claim that 'single passengers are OK'. Er, hello?
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“We have had passengers who don’t tell us where they are going. They just say drive ‘left’ or ‘right’, they won’t tell you the destination - I don’t know why."
Well I could think of a few reasons, as per earlier
Kind of thing I'd devote half a chapter to in my taxi driver's memoir, but doubt it would attract many readers
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The driver has kitted his car out with a dashcam and CCTV, so it gives him and passengers “total peace of mind and security” during their journey.
Should certainly help but '
total piece of mind'
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He said: “Taxi drivers in the UK are not required by law to wear a seatbelt while they are carrying passengers because of safety.
In fact I think that's the law for PHDs. HCDs are also not required to wear a seatbelt while looking for work, basically?
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“In 22 years, I’ve had about four occasions where people have run off without paying."
Find that a bit hard to believe. In the relatively tame St Andrews/East Fife I've had a lot more than that over a similar period.
In Dundee I'd have one every few weeks, maybe every two to three weeks. Of course, they're not always 'runners' in the precise sense - the broken phone or empty handbag left as security while they pop inside for the cash, for example.
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"It's better than being on benefits."
Maybe, but sadly I suspect that for many the opposite is likely to be the case now, for the next few months at least
