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If you had purchased £1000 of Northern Rock shares one year ago it would now be worth £4.95, with HBOS, earlier this week your £1000 would have been worth £16.50, £1000 invested in XL Leisure would now be worth less than £5, but if you bought £1000 worth of Tennents Lager one year ago, drank it all, then took the empty cans to an aluminium re-cycling plant, you would get £214. So based on the above statistics the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and re-cycle.

sent to me by my finacial advisor

could anyone survive drinking £1000 worth of Tennants ? :shock:

If your financial advisor can get £214 for the empty aluminium cans from £1000 worth of tennents lager, give me his number. An aluminium drinks can is worth around 1p as scrap. A lager can is probably 1.5p so to get £214 you would need over 14,000 lager cans. :mrgreen:

acabbie wrote:

could anyone survive drinking £1000 worth of Tennants ? :shock:

That's breakfast juice where I come from. :wink:

could anyone survive drinking £1000 worth of Tennants ? :shock:

Author:	G5 CAB [ Tue Sep 30, 2008 9:58 pm ]
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If you had purchased £1000 of Northern Rock shares one year ago it would now be worth £4.95, with HBOS, earlier this week your £1000 would have been worth £16.50, £1000 invested in XL Leisure would now be worth less than £5, but if you bought £1000 worth of Tennents Lager one year ago, drank it all, then took the empty cans to an aluminium re-cycling plant, you would get £214. So based on the above statistics the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and re-cycle. sent to me by my finacial advisor

Author:	captain cab [ Tue Sep 30, 2008 10:07 pm ]
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That is the best advice I've ever, ever seen on this forum! CC

Author:	acabbie [ Wed Oct 01, 2008 11:56 am ]
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could anyone survive drinking £1000 worth of Tennants ?

Author:	grandad [ Wed Oct 01, 2008 12:25 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: investment advise
G5 CAB wrote: If you had purchased £1000 of Northern Rock shares one year ago it would now be worth £4.95, with HBOS, earlier this week your £1000 would have been worth £16.50, £1000 invested in XL Leisure would now be worth less than £5, but if you bought £1000 worth of Tennents Lager one year ago, drank it all, then took the empty cans to an aluminium re-cycling plant, you would get £214. So based on the above statistics the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and re-cycle. sent to me by my finacial advisor If your financial advisor can get £214 for the empty aluminium cans from £1000 worth of tennents lager, give me his number. An aluminium drinks can is worth around 1p as scrap. A lager can is probably 1.5p so to get £214 you would need over 14,000 lager cans.

Author:	GBC [ Wed Oct 01, 2008 2:43 pm ]
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acabbie wrote: could anyone survive drinking £1000 worth of Tennants ? That's breakfast juice where I come from.

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Author:	captain cab [ Wed Oct 01, 2008 9:13 pm ]
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grandad wrote: If your financial advisor can get £214 for the empty aluminium cans from £1000 worth of tennents lager, give me his number. An aluminium drinks can is worth around 1p as scrap. A lager can is probably 1.5p so to get £214 you would need over 14,000 lager cans. I still think on balance the suggestion has many, many merits CC

Author:	captain cab [ Wed Oct 01, 2008 9:22 pm ]
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GBC wrote: acabbie wrote: could anyone survive drinking £1000 worth of Tennants ? That's breakfast juice where I come from. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suXGl89LlXw

Author:	Stinky Pete [ Wed Oct 01, 2008 11:03 pm ]
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acabbie wrote: could anyone survive drinking £1000 worth of Tennants ? http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=7T_wBOpM3YY

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