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Author: | grumpy [ Sun Mar 10, 2013 12:38 pm ] |
Post subject: | TAX |
A MUST READ BEFORE SAYING ENOUGH ! At first I thought this was funny....Then I realised the awful truth of it. Be sure to read all the way to the end! Tax his land, Tax his bed, Tax the table At which he's fed. Tax his work, Tax his pay, He works for peanuts Anyway! Tax his cow, Tax his goat, Tax his pants, Tax his coat. Tax his tobacco, Tax his drink, Tax him if he Tries to think. Tax his car, Tax his gas, Find other ways To tax his ass. Tax all he has Then let him know That you won't be done Till he has no dough. When he screams and hollers; Then tax him some more, Tax him till He's good and sore. Then tax his coffin, Tax his grave, Tax the sod in Which he's laid. When he's gone, Do not relax, It's time to apply The inheritance tax. Accounts Receivable Tax Airline surcharge tax Airline Fuel Tax Airport Maintenance Tax Building Permit Tax Cigarette Tax Corporate Income Tax Goods and Services Tax (GST) Death Tax Driving Permit Tax Environmental Tax (Fee) Excise Taxes Income Tax Fishing License Tax Food License Tax Petrol Tax (too much per litre) Gross Receipts Tax Health Tax Inheritance Tax Interest Tax Heating Tax Lighting Tax Cooking Tax Liquor Tax Luxury Taxes Marriage License Tax Medicare Tax Mortgage Tax Pension Tax Personal Income Tax Property Tax Poverty Tax Prescription Drug Tax Real Estate Tax Recreational Vehicle Tax Retail Sales Tax Service Charge Tax School Tax & Tax what he buys and what he sells Telephone Tax Vehicle License Registration Tax Vehicle Sales Tax Water Tax Workers Compensation Tax Tax (VAT) on Tax. And Now they want a blooming Carbon Tax! STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY? Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, & our nation was one of the most prosperous in the world... We had absolutely no national debt, had a large middle class, a huge manufacturing base, and Mum stayed home to raise the kids. What in the Hell happened? Could it be the lying parasitic politicians wasting our money? Oh, and don't forget the relatively new bank charges.... And we all know what we think of Bankers. I hope this goes around the UK at least 1000 times!!! YOU can help it get there! |
Author: | captain cab [ Sun Mar 10, 2013 9:26 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: TAX |
very good grumps |
Author: | trotskys twin [ Mon Mar 11, 2013 6:17 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: TAX |
grumpy wrote: A MUST READ BEFORE SAYING ENOUGH ! At first I thought this was funny....Then I realised the awful truth of it. Be sure to read all the way to the end! Tax his land, Tax his bed, Tax the table At which he's fed. Tax his work, Tax his pay, He works for peanuts Anyway! Tax his cow, Tax his goat, Tax his pants, Tax his coat. Tax his tobacco, Tax his drink, Tax him if he Tries to think. Tax his car, Tax his gas, Find other ways To tax his ass. Tax all he has Then let him know That you won't be done Till he has no dough. When he screams and hollers; Then tax him some more, Tax him till He's good and sore. Then tax his coffin, Tax his grave, Tax the sod in Which he's laid. When he's gone, Do not relax, It's time to apply The inheritance tax. Accounts Receivable Tax Airline surcharge tax Airline Fuel Tax Airport Maintenance Tax Building Permit Tax Cigarette Tax Corporate Income Tax Goods and Services Tax (GST) Death Tax Driving Permit Tax Environmental Tax (Fee) Excise Taxes Income Tax Fishing License Tax Food License Tax Petrol Tax (too much per litre) Gross Receipts Tax Health Tax Inheritance Tax Interest Tax Heating Tax Lighting Tax Cooking Tax Liquor Tax Luxury Taxes Marriage License Tax Medicare Tax Mortgage Tax Pension Tax Personal Income Tax Property Tax Poverty Tax Prescription Drug Tax Real Estate Tax Recreational Vehicle Tax Retail Sales Tax Service Charge Tax School Tax & Tax what he buys and what he sells Telephone Tax Vehicle License Registration Tax Vehicle Sales Tax Water Tax Workers Compensation Tax Tax (VAT) on Tax. And Now they want a blooming Carbon Tax! STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY? Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, & our nation was one of the most prosperous in the world... We had absolutely no national debt, had a large middle class, a huge manufacturing base, and Mum stayed home to raise the kids. What in the Hell happened? Could it be the lying parasitic politicians wasting our money? Oh, and don't forget the relatively new bank charges.... And we all know what we think of Bankers. I hope this goes around the UK at least 1000 times!!! YOU can help it get there! Your a burke when this Nation was the richest in the world barefoot children starved to death on the Streets of London the average age for a workers death was below 40, domestic servants worked for peanuts were allowed 5hrs off a week worked 80 plus hrs the Women domestics were used for the sexual gratification of the Masters and when pregnant dumped on the Street there was NO REPEAT NO health service people died of minor illness's, this Nation was a flaming disgrace, then there was the industry's DEADLY dangerous poorly paid, and of course the work HOUSE slum dwellings your a MUG ffs ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Author: | grandad [ Mon Mar 11, 2013 7:59 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: TAX |
trotskys twin wrote: Your a burke when this Nation was the richest in the world barefoot children starved to death on the Streets of London the average age for a workers death was below 40, domestic servants worked for peanuts were allowed 5hrs off a week worked 80 plus hrs the Women domestics were used for the sexual gratification of the Masters and when pregnant dumped on the Street there was NO REPEAT NO health service people died of minor illness's, this Nation was a flaming disgrace, then there was the industry's DEADLY dangerous poorly paid, and of course the work HOUSE slum dwellings your a MUG ffs ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Author: | trotskys twin [ Tue Mar 12, 2013 11:54 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: TAX |
grandad wrote: trotskys twin wrote: Your a burke when this Nation was the richest in the world barefoot children starved to death on the Streets of London the average age for a workers death was below 40, domestic servants worked for peanuts were allowed 5hrs off a week worked 80 plus hrs the Women domestics were used for the sexual gratification of the Masters and when pregnant dumped on the Street there was NO REPEAT NO health service people died of minor illness's, this Nation was a flaming disgrace, then there was the industry's DEADLY dangerous poorly paid, and of course the work HOUSE slum dwellings your a MUG ffs ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Grandad out of debate comes UNITY, at least you put your point good on yer ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Author: | edders23 [ Wed Mar 13, 2013 1:51 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: TAX |
But were people more or less happy in Victorian times than today ? |
Author: | gusmac [ Wed Mar 13, 2013 2:36 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: TAX |
edders23 wrote: But were people more or less happy in Victorian times than today ? Depends which people I should think |
Author: | cabby john [ Wed Mar 13, 2013 6:10 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: TAX |
edders23 wrote: But were people more or less happy in Victorian times than today ? By todays standards "Happiness" does not seem to come into the equation............Money,money money, oops nearly broke into song just then ![]() |
Author: | Chris the Fish [ Thu Mar 14, 2013 12:34 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: TAX |
edders23 wrote: But were people more or less happy in Victorian times than today ? More or less, I would venture. ![]() |
Author: | captain cab [ Thu Mar 14, 2013 12:37 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: TAX |
Chris the Fish wrote: edders23 wrote: But were people more or less happy in Victorian times than today ? More or less, I would venture. ![]() I'd say the thing we can learn in 2013 from Victorian times is the fact they are all quite dead - there's a lessen in that. |
Author: | toots [ Thu Mar 14, 2013 12:43 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: TAX |
There is one thing from Victorian times that we don't do much of now and that is move for work, I'm not sure if that is a good thing or a bad thing. |
Author: | captain cab [ Thu Mar 14, 2013 12:50 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: TAX |
toots wrote: There is one thing from Victorian times that we don't do much of now and that is move for work, I'm not sure if that is a good thing or a bad thing. yeah - that swim across the irish sea was commuting ffs ![]() |
Author: | toots [ Thu Mar 14, 2013 12:54 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: TAX |
captain cab wrote: toots wrote: There is one thing from Victorian times that we don't do much of now and that is move for work, I'm not sure if that is a good thing or a bad thing. yeah - that swim across the irish sea was commuting ffs ![]() I don't understand why they all swam North of the border either, it's not like they knew there was gas there then ![]() |
Author: | grandad [ Thu Mar 14, 2013 7:05 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: TAX |
toots wrote: captain cab wrote: toots wrote: There is one thing from Victorian times that we don't do much of now and that is move for work, I'm not sure if that is a good thing or a bad thing. yeah - that swim across the irish sea was commuting ffs ![]() I don't understand why they all swam North of the border either, it's not like they knew there was gas there then ![]() Or maybe they did and they were just to far ahead of the game to make anything from it. ![]() Anyway didn't a lot of them stop in your neck of the woods? |
Author: | toots [ Thu Mar 14, 2013 12:55 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: TAX |
Grandad wrote: Or maybe they did and they were just to far ahead of the game to make anything from it. Anyway didn't a lot of them stop in your neck of the woods? ![]() Yeah they did, but the gallows are now a museum ![]() |
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