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 Post subject: TAX
PostPosted: Sun Mar 10, 2013 12:38 pm 
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A MUST READ BEFORE SAYING ENOUGH !

At first I thought this was funny....Then I realised the awful truth of it.

Be sure to read all the way to the end!


Tax his land, Tax his bed,
Tax the table At which he's fed.

Tax his work, Tax his pay,
He works for peanuts Anyway!

Tax his cow, Tax his goat,
Tax his pants, Tax his coat.

Tax his tobacco, Tax his drink,
Tax him if he Tries to think.

Tax his car, Tax his gas,
Find other ways To tax his ass.

Tax all he has Then let him know
That you won't be done Till he has no dough.

When he screams and hollers; Then tax him some more,
Tax him till He's good and sore.

Then tax his coffin, Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in Which he's laid.

When he's gone, Do not relax,
It's time to apply The inheritance tax.

Accounts Receivable Tax
Airline surcharge tax
Airline Fuel Tax
Airport Maintenance Tax
Building Permit Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Goods and Services Tax (GST)
Death Tax
Driving Permit Tax
Environmental Tax (Fee)
Excise Taxes
Income Tax
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Petrol Tax (too much per litre)
Gross Receipts Tax
Health Tax
Inheritance Tax
Interest Tax

Heating Tax
Lighting Tax
Cooking Tax
Liquor Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Medicare Tax
Mortgage Tax

Pension Tax
Personal Income Tax
Property Tax
Poverty Tax
Prescription Drug Tax
Real Estate Tax
Recreational Vehicle Tax
Retail Sales Tax
Service Charge Tax
School Tax & Tax what he buys and what he sells
Telephone Tax

Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax

Water Tax
Workers Compensation Tax
Tax (VAT) on Tax.
And Now they want a blooming Carbon Tax!

STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?

Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, & our nation

was one of the most prosperous in the world...

We had absolutely no national debt, had a large middle class, a huge manufacturing base,

and Mum stayed home to raise the kids.

What in the Hell happened?

Could it be the lying parasitic politicians wasting our money?

Oh, and don't forget the relatively new bank charges.... And we all know what we think of Bankers.


I hope this goes around the UK at least 1000 times!!!

YOU can help it get there!

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 Post subject: Re: TAX
PostPosted: Sun Mar 10, 2013 9:26 pm 
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very good grumps

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 Post subject: Re: TAX
PostPosted: Mon Mar 11, 2013 6:17 pm 
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grumpy wrote:
A MUST READ BEFORE SAYING ENOUGH !

At first I thought this was funny....Then I realised the awful truth of it.

Be sure to read all the way to the end!


Tax his land, Tax his bed,
Tax the table At which he's fed.

Tax his work, Tax his pay,
He works for peanuts Anyway!

Tax his cow, Tax his goat,
Tax his pants, Tax his coat.

Tax his tobacco, Tax his drink,
Tax him if he Tries to think.

Tax his car, Tax his gas,
Find other ways To tax his ass.

Tax all he has Then let him know
That you won't be done Till he has no dough.

When he screams and hollers; Then tax him some more,
Tax him till He's good and sore.

Then tax his coffin, Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in Which he's laid.

When he's gone, Do not relax,
It's time to apply The inheritance tax.

Accounts Receivable Tax
Airline surcharge tax
Airline Fuel Tax
Airport Maintenance Tax
Building Permit Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Goods and Services Tax (GST)
Death Tax
Driving Permit Tax
Environmental Tax (Fee)
Excise Taxes
Income Tax
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Petrol Tax (too much per litre)
Gross Receipts Tax
Health Tax
Inheritance Tax
Interest Tax

Heating Tax
Lighting Tax
Cooking Tax
Liquor Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Medicare Tax
Mortgage Tax

Pension Tax
Personal Income Tax
Property Tax
Poverty Tax
Prescription Drug Tax
Real Estate Tax
Recreational Vehicle Tax
Retail Sales Tax
Service Charge Tax
School Tax & Tax what he buys and what he sells
Telephone Tax

Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax

Water Tax
Workers Compensation Tax
Tax (VAT) on Tax.
And Now they want a blooming Carbon Tax!

STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?

Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, & our nation

was one of the most prosperous in the world...

We had absolutely no national debt, had a large middle class, a huge manufacturing base,

and Mum stayed home to raise the kids.

What in the Hell happened?

Could it be the lying parasitic politicians wasting our money?

Oh, and don't forget the relatively new bank charges.... And we all know what we think of Bankers.


I hope this goes around the UK at least 1000 times!!!

YOU can help it get there!


Your a burke when this Nation was the richest in the world barefoot children starved to death on the Streets of London the average age for a workers death was below 40, domestic servants worked for peanuts were allowed 5hrs off a week worked 80 plus hrs the Women domestics were used for the sexual gratification of the Masters and when pregnant dumped on the Street there was NO REPEAT NO health service people died of minor illness's, this Nation was a flaming disgrace, then there was the industry's DEADLY dangerous poorly paid, and of course the work HOUSE slum dwellings your a MUG ffs :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

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 Post subject: Re: TAX
PostPosted: Mon Mar 11, 2013 7:59 pm 
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trotskys twin wrote:
Your a burke when this Nation was the richest in the world barefoot children starved to death on the Streets of London the average age for a workers death was below 40, domestic servants worked for peanuts were allowed 5hrs off a week worked 80 plus hrs the Women domestics were used for the sexual gratification of the Masters and when pregnant dumped on the Street there was NO REPEAT NO health service people died of minor illness's, this Nation was a flaming disgrace, then there was the industry's DEADLY dangerous poorly paid, and of course the work HOUSE slum dwellings your a MUG ffs :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

:wink: =D> =D> =D> It's not often that I agree with you.

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 Post subject: Re: TAX
PostPosted: Tue Mar 12, 2013 11:54 am 
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grandad wrote:
trotskys twin wrote:
Your a burke when this Nation was the richest in the world barefoot children starved to death on the Streets of London the average age for a workers death was below 40, domestic servants worked for peanuts were allowed 5hrs off a week worked 80 plus hrs the Women domestics were used for the sexual gratification of the Masters and when pregnant dumped on the Street there was NO REPEAT NO health service people died of minor illness's, this Nation was a flaming disgrace, then there was the industry's DEADLY dangerous poorly paid, and of course the work HOUSE slum dwellings your a MUG ffs :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

:wink: =D> =D> =D> It's not often that I agree with you.


Grandad out of debate comes UNITY, at least you put your point good on yer =D> =D> =D> =D>

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 Post subject: Re: TAX
PostPosted: Wed Mar 13, 2013 1:51 pm 
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But were people more or less happy in Victorian times than today ?

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 Post subject: Re: TAX
PostPosted: Wed Mar 13, 2013 2:36 pm 
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edders23 wrote:
But were people more or less happy in Victorian times than today ?

Depends which people I should think

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 Post subject: Re: TAX
PostPosted: Wed Mar 13, 2013 6:10 pm 
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edders23 wrote:
But were people more or less happy in Victorian times than today ?


By todays standards "Happiness" does not seem to come into the equation............Money,money money, oops nearly broke into song just then :roll:

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 Post subject: Re: TAX
PostPosted: Thu Mar 14, 2013 12:34 am 
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edders23 wrote:
But were people more or less happy in Victorian times than today ?

More or less, I would venture. :badgrin:

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 Post subject: Re: TAX
PostPosted: Thu Mar 14, 2013 12:37 am 
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Chris the Fish wrote:
edders23 wrote:
But were people more or less happy in Victorian times than today ?

More or less, I would venture. :badgrin:



I'd say the thing we can learn in 2013 from Victorian times is the fact they are all quite dead - there's a lessen in that.

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 Post subject: Re: TAX
PostPosted: Thu Mar 14, 2013 12:43 am 
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There is one thing from Victorian times that we don't do much of now and that is move for work, I'm not sure if that is a good thing or a bad thing.

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 14, 2013 12:50 am 
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toots wrote:
There is one thing from Victorian times that we don't do much of now and that is move for work, I'm not sure if that is a good thing or a bad thing.



yeah - that swim across the irish sea was commuting ffs :lol:

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captain cab wrote:
toots wrote:
There is one thing from Victorian times that we don't do much of now and that is move for work, I'm not sure if that is a good thing or a bad thing.



yeah - that swim across the irish sea was commuting ffs :lol:


I don't understand why they all swam North of the border either, it's not like they knew there was gas there then :?

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 Post subject: Re: TAX
PostPosted: Thu Mar 14, 2013 7:05 am 
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toots wrote:
captain cab wrote:
toots wrote:
There is one thing from Victorian times that we don't do much of now and that is move for work, I'm not sure if that is a good thing or a bad thing.



yeah - that swim across the irish sea was commuting ffs :lol:


I don't understand why they all swam North of the border either, it's not like they knew there was gas there then :?

Or maybe they did and they were just to far ahead of the game to make anything from it. :wink:
Anyway didn't a lot of them stop in your neck of the woods?

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 14, 2013 12:55 pm 
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Or maybe they did and they were just to far ahead of the game to make anything from it.
Anyway didn't a lot of them stop in your neck of the woods? :wink:


Yeah they did, but the gallows are now a museum :wink:

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