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PostPosted: Sun Mar 31, 2013 1:01 pm 
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The poor spend all the money. Isn’t it obvious?



It’s a tricky argument to pull off – the poor caused the debt so they should pay it back

In a couple of weeks, the economy will be put right.

Because at last cuts such as the “bedroom tax” and universal tax credit come in, so we’ll finally get some money back off the richest people in this country – the poor. Any glance at our society makes it obvious who’s run up all the debts; the poor, that’s who, swanning around in charity shop cardigans and galavanting on shopping expeditions like the women in Sex and the City, squealing “Hey let’s go to Poundland and buy a dishcloth”, in ways the rich can barely dream of.

The rich have to pay for the poor’s avarice, with many currency speculators at Price Waterhouse having to take on extra work to make ends meet. They’ve barely finished destabilising the yen when they take two buses to a cleaning job, polishing a bedsit in Tower Hamlets. Many CEOs find their salary runs out and live on cat food until their bonus arrives, and 40 per cent of the board at the Royal Bank of Scotland are now on the game.

This is mainstream economics, that the poor are richer than the rich. Modern politicians must see a film on Comic Relief about starving children in Somalia and cry: “What a tragedy. Is it any wonder Africa’s in a pickle while the extravagant pigs flaunt their mosquitoes like that?” Then they call the number on the screen and pledge to help out the village by shutting down their well.

It’s an imaginative approach, because less qualified types might imagine the banking crisis may have been caused, in some part, by bankers. But it takes a trained mind to understand that the people who robbed us are the poor. If a government minister stormed into a bank in the middle of an armed robbery, he’d yell: “There are the robbers; those [edited by admin] lying on the floor tied up and snivelling that they don’t want to die. And someone help out this man, the poor chap’s trying to carry a sack AND a sawn-off shotgun, he’ll pull a muscle.”

It’s a tricky argument to pull off, that the poor caused the debt so they should pay it back. Maybe that’s why most weeks there are stories in certain newspapers about a woman with 45 kids on benefits, who then bought a giraffe and now that’s on benefits but she said it was cramped so the council has put it up in the Shard, and two of the kids have got Compulsive Potting Disorder so they’ve been given a snooker table but she couldn’t be referee because she’s allergic to white gloves so the mayor has to do it, otherwise he’d be put in jail by Europe.

Then they quietly drop the story when it emerges that the reporter missed out the detail that although it did happen, it was in a dream he had while suffering from food poisoning.

So it’s replaced with an article about a man on invalidity benefit who turned out to be secretly competing in triathlon tournaments in his loft, and there’s a woman who hasn’t worked since 1975 who receives so much in housing benefit that she pays Martin Amis to fill in her claim forms for more money. And they’ll print an extract that starts: “You ask why I have attended no job interview in 38 years and I can only weep the tears of a fallen angel, reach to the constellations and ask that you, dear assessor, replete in your cruddy crude crudeness, be spared the dodgy knee I’ve had all that time. Time. Whatever, whenever, whoever my succulent sobriquet, that may be. Oh, and I need a new fridge.”

Iain Duncan Smith will raise the case in parliament, until it turns out it was made up on a website called “People On Benefits Are Aliens From Jupiter – FACT!!!” and it is never mentioned again.

Then they turn to immigrants, and this time all politicians agree we can’t carry on as we are, paying all these benefits to them because we’re about to run out of everything. If he was to glance at his own department’s figures, Duncan Smith would see that 6.6 per cent of immigrants claim benefits, compared with 16.6 per cent of non-immigrants. Which goes to show that he doesn’t have time to look at figures because he’s a very busy man given that he’s working, and anyone who receives benefits who quotes a statistic correctly should have their money cut since they’ve been arsing about looking at numbers when they should be trying to get work.

At least they’re attacking the poor, though, who caused the mess in the first place. Because the banking system, as we know, was ruined by the residents of a tower block in Toxteth. In league with a woman from Sunderland on invalidity benefit with chronic back pain, they lent vast sums to international investors at the bottom of a stairwell by the bins, with not a thought for the damage caused to the global financial system. So now they’re being turfed out of their house for having a spare room for their kids. That’ll teach them.


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Living rent free in a £2million home with an annual salary of £134,565 hardly gives Iain Duncan Smith the experience to comment on how to get by on a pittance.

But the arrogant Work and Pensions Secretary yesterday laughingly claimed he could survive on the £7.50 a day market trader David Bennett is left with after the spiteful Tory cuts that will all but destroy the safety net of the Welfare State.

His astonishing claim came after he even tried to insist the savage £2.5billion raid on the poor that will leave hard-pressed families £891 worse off while giving tax breaks to millionaires was “fair”.

Furious David said: “These ministers, in their mansions and ivory towers, need to get out in the real world to find out what it is like.”

Millionaire Mr Duncan Smith spoke to David when the pair appeared on Radio 4’s Today programme to discuss the welfare reforms.

The 51-year-old stallholder told the minister he was left with just £53 a week after the new round of cuts slashes his housing benefit and council tax assistance.

That works out at £7.50 a day and when Mr Duncan Smith was asked if he could live on that, he replied smugly: “If I had to I would.”

David, of Hunwick, Co Durham, added: “The £53 a week is what I am expected to live on, pay my bills and feed my kids.

"I would love for Mr Duncan Smith to come with me and work in a market for a week and see what it is like.

“He should go to any market in the North East, everyone is facing the same as me.

"Market traders usually get enough in the summer to see them through the winter, but we’ve had no summer.

"So far this year I’ve worked 21 days because of the weather.

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Rich: Iain Duncan Smith is a multi-millionaire
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“You’ve got to remember you’re paying rent for your stall and petrol to get there.

"You have to pay the council to work. So, in bad weather it doesn’t make sense.

“I’ve been punished for trying to do the right thing, setting up my own business and looking after my kids.

"So much for David Cameron’s Big Society.”

David spoke as the first round of savage cuts in the cruellest shake up since the Welfare State was created after the Second World War came into force – the bedroom tax and council tax aid reductions.

His £57-a-week housing benefit, recently slashed by £18-a-week, covers barely half his £400-a-month rent.

He pays for the rest – including £174-a-month in utility bills – with his £50-a-week working tax credit, leaving him to live on his £2,700-a-year market earnings.

David is being forced out of his home into a council house because he can’t afford the rent.

The divorced dad-of-two will need two “spare” rooms because his children stay with him for half of the week.

But that means he will be clobbered by the bedroom tax, ­stripping a further £14.25-a-week from his housing benefit.

Contrast that with Mr Duncan Smith’s lavish lifestyle in his mansion with at least four spare bedrooms on a sprawling Buckinghamshire estate.

The home, given by his father-in-law, has a swimming pool, tennis courts and sits in acres of beautiful countryside.

And while David, who snubbed the dole after being made redundant from a previous job in 2010, struggles to get by on his meagre earnings, Morgan-driving Mr Duncan Smith enjoys countless expenses supplied by the taxpayer.

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Lavish: Iain Duncan Smith driving his convertible Morgan
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The market trader’s £53 a week wouldn’t even cover the minister’s perks. He recently billed the taxpayer £110 for a Bose bluetooth mobile phone headset to use in his car, according to official parliamentary accounts.

He also claimed £12.42 for a USB cable.

Mr Duncan Smith’s phone bill alone has been more than £53 every month in the latest financial year.

He owes his reported £1million wealth to the aristocratic Fremantle family which he married into in 1982.

The politician and wife Betsy Cottesloe were given use of the family home by her dad the 5th Baron Cottesloe.

Mr Duncan Smith’s comfortable ­existence will further infuriate David, given his comments on the radio show.

The former credit manager, who works up to 70 hours a week on his stall, decided to set up his own business rather than claim unemployment benefits, having worked all his life.

In his first year he made a loss. But between December 2011 and January this year he scraped a profit of £2,700 – or just over £50 a week.

Because he managed to turn a small profit the council cut his housing benefit by 25%.

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Thousands of angry voters yesterday backed David by signing an online ­petition calling on Mr Duncan Smith “to prove his claim of being able to live on £7.57 a day”.

It states: “Iain Duncan Smith would be called upon to live on this budget for at least one year.

“This would help realise the ­Conservative party’s current mantra that ‘we are all in this together’.

“This would mean a 97% reduction in his current income, which is £1,581.02 a week or £225 a day after tax.”

By last night - just hours after the petition was launched - more than 100,000 names had been added.

The Tory-led Coalition’s vicious assault on the poor means thousands of people face paying the bedroom tax for nine years because of a shortage of homes.

Figures show councils will be unable to rehouse 19 out of 20 families looking to move to smaller properties to avoid the heartless penalty.

Around 330,000 will be hit by the tax. But according to a parliamentary answer only 33,000 one-bed homes became ­available last year.

Labour welfare spokesman Stephen Timms, who unearthed the figures, said it would take at least nine years on current forecasts to find a smaller home.

He added: “These figures expose the cruelty of this tax and the great majority of those being hit can do nothing about it. This is a deeply cynical measure.

“It is a straight-forward money raising move dressed up as something else.”

The petition can be found here.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/ia ... gn-1797348

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Iain Duncan Smith, 58

Job: Work and Pensions Secretary

Earns: £134,565 a year or £2,587 a week. Believed to have earned £1million as an after-dinner speaker

Marital status: Married to Betsy Cottesloe, daughter of 5th Baron Cottesloe

Children: Four – Alicia, Edward, Harry and Rosie

Homes: Rent free £2million 16th-century farmhouse with pool and tennis court in Swanbourne, Bucks, owned by his father-in-law. Made £600k selling Fulham house in 2002.

Motor: Spotted driving a Morgan sports car

David Bennett, 51

Job: Market trader

Earns: £2,700 a year or £53 a week

Marital status: Divorced

Children: Two

Home: Rented three bedroom house in Hunwick, Co Durham

Motor: Battered 12-year-old Transit van

Source:- Mirror

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Bet he would want ALL his finances revealed after a full investigation......

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Bet he would want ALL his finances revealed after a full investigation......

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