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BRITAIN is being inundated with accusations of racism. As the country votes to elect a parliament we have to share with foreigners, take our quick test to find out how much you dislike others on the basis of ethnicity.

1. Do you think all Romanians are thieves?
a) No, I don’t.
b) Not all of them, no.
c) Of course, that’s why they’re all so swarthy.

2. Have you ever tried to scare people with false claims about Eastern European immigration?
a) No, I haven’t.
b) Yes, but only because I’m weak willed and eager to please.
c) It’s pretty much how I spend my day.

3. Do you think people who make horrible generalisations about Muslims are ‘idiots’?
a) Yes, but I also think they’re horribly racist.
b) Yes, but I’m just saying that to sound vaguely reasonable.
c) Yes, they should only say that sort of thing in a private meeting.

4. Have you ever used the term ‘EUSSR’?
a) No, not even when expressing my disdain for people who use the term ‘EUSSR’.
b) Yes, but only when expressing my disdain for people who use the term ‘EUSSR’.
c) I use it all the time.

5. Do you think there is something intrinsically virtuous about being ‘Anglo Saxon’?
a) No, I actually find the whole thing rather embarrassing.
b) No, it’s much the same as being French, but without all the [edited by admin] geese.
c) Saying the words ‘Anglo Saxon’ makes me climax.

Mostly ‘a’: You’re probably not racist, but it was only five questions and for all we know you may have an irrational hatred of the Dutch.

Mostly ‘b’: You’re a bit racist, mostly when reading certain newspapers. And you can stop any time you want, by the way.

Mostly ‘c’: You’re a racist even though you say you’re not and you get all offended by the very idea, like the racist you obviously are.

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/features/ ... 4052086715

Author:	Skull [ Wed May 21, 2014 5:40 pm ]
Post subject:	Are you a Racist?
The Dailymash Attachment: klan1.jpg BRITAIN is being inundated with accusations of racism. As the country votes to elect a parliament we have to share with foreigners, take our quick test to find out how much you dislike others on the basis of ethnicity. 1. Do you think all Romanians are thieves? a) No, I don’t. b) Not all of them, no. c) Of course, that’s why they’re all so swarthy. 2. Have you ever tried to scare people with false claims about Eastern European immigration? a) No, I haven’t. b) Yes, but only because I’m weak willed and eager to please. c) It’s pretty much how I spend my day. 3. Do you think people who make horrible generalisations about Muslims are ‘idiots’? a) Yes, but I also think they’re horribly racist. b) Yes, but I’m just saying that to sound vaguely reasonable. c) Yes, they should only say that sort of thing in a private meeting. 4. Have you ever used the term ‘EUSSR’? a) No, not even when expressing my disdain for people who use the term ‘EUSSR’. b) Yes, but only when expressing my disdain for people who use the term ‘EUSSR’. c) I use it all the time. 5. Do you think there is something intrinsically virtuous about being ‘Anglo Saxon’? a) No, I actually find the whole thing rather embarrassing. b) No, it’s much the same as being French, but without all the [edited by admin] geese. c) Saying the words ‘Anglo Saxon’ makes me climax. Mostly ‘a’: You’re probably not racist, but it was only five questions and for all we know you may have an irrational hatred of the Dutch. Mostly ‘b’: You’re a bit racist, mostly when reading certain newspapers. And you can stop any time you want, by the way. Mostly ‘c’: You’re a racist even though you say you’re not and you get all offended by the very idea, like the racist you obviously are. http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/features/ ... 4052086715

Author:	captain cab [ Wed May 21, 2014 9:03 pm ]
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good photo gary

Author:	Skull [ Wed May 21, 2014 9:46 pm ]
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captain cab wrote: good photo gary I think you know me better than to hide behind some mask. Me, the shrinking violet, now that would be a first.

Author:	Nidge2 [ Wed May 21, 2014 9:49 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: Are you a Racist?
I'm not racist I've got a black fish.

Author:	Skull [ Wed May 21, 2014 9:51 pm ]
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Nidge2 wrote: I'm not racist I've got a black fish. I've got a black dug...

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Author:	Nidge2 [ Wed May 21, 2014 9:58 pm ]
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Skull wrote: The Dailymash Attachment: klan1.jpg BRITAIN is being inundated with accusations of racism. As the country votes to elect a parliament we have to share with foreigners, take our quick test to find out how much you dislike others on the basis of ethnicity. 1. Do you think all Romanians are thieves? a) No, I don’t. b) Not all of them, no. c) Of course, that’s why they’re all so swarthy. 2. Have you ever tried to scare people with false claims about Eastern European immigration? a) No, I haven’t. b) Yes, but only because I’m weak willed and eager to please. c) It’s pretty much how I spend my day. 3. Do you think people who make horrible generalisations about Muslims are ‘idiots’? a) Yes, but I also think they’re horribly racist. b) Yes, but I’m just saying that to sound vaguely reasonable. c) Yes, they should only say that sort of thing in a private meeting. 4. Have you ever used the term ‘EUSSR’? a) No, not even when expressing my disdain for people who use the term ‘EUSSR’. b) Yes, but only when expressing my disdain for people who use the term ‘EUSSR’. c) I use it all the time. 5. Do you think there is something intrinsically virtuous about being ‘Anglo Saxon’? a) No, I actually find the whole thing rather embarrassing. b) No, it’s much the same as being French, but without all the [edited by admin] geese. c) Saying the words ‘Anglo Saxon’ makes me climax. Mostly ‘a’: You’re probably not racist, but it was only five questions and for all we know you may have an irrational hatred of the Dutch. Mostly ‘b’: You’re a bit racist, mostly when reading certain newspapers. And you can stop any time you want, by the way. Mostly ‘c’: You’re a racist even though you say you’re not and you get all offended by the very idea, like the racist you obviously are. http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/features/ ... 4052086715 Yep I'm racist.

Author:	Skull [ Wed May 21, 2014 11:57 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: Are you a Racist?
Yep, I'm a pragmatist.

Author:	roythebus [ Sat May 24, 2014 7:59 am ]
Post subject:	Re: Are you a Racist?
No, I'm an atheist, thank god.

Author:	wannabeeahack [ Mon May 26, 2014 4:28 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: Are you a Racist?
dont unpack, your going back

Author:	cabby john [ Mon May 26, 2014 4:52 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: Are you a Racist?
I am not a racist.......but I am a "Realist".....one heck of a difference.

Author:	Nidge2 [ Mon May 26, 2014 9:36 pm ]
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I'm more racist because I voted for UKIP.

Author:	wannabeeahack [ Tue May 27, 2014 10:45 am ]
Post subject:	Re: Are you a Racist?
Skull wrote: Nidge2 wrote: I'm not racist I've got a black fish. I've got a black dug... Dyslexic too

Author:	trotskys twin [ Tue May 27, 2014 11:13 am ]
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Nidge2 wrote: I'm more racist because I voted for UKIP. AND THE BNP YOU [edited by admin] ALONG WITH WANNA....................ANYONE SEEN THE BNP LATELY NEVER GUESS YOU COME FROM SCAB TERRITORY WOULD YER

Author:	Nidge2 [ Wed May 28, 2014 10:28 am ]
Post subject:	Re: Are you a Racist?
wannabeeahack wrote: Skull wrote: Nidge2 wrote: I'm not racist I've got a black fish. I've got a black dug... Dyslexic too Feckin auto spell checker

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