Yes very funny! But we're never quite sure whether something coming out of the No campaign is a joke or whether its serious - its frankly quite hard to tell the difference!
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| Author: | captain cab [ Mon Aug 11, 2014 3:55 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Independent Scotland to blame cats |
Independent Scotland to blame cats UNABLE to continue blaming the English for their misfortunes, an independent Scotland will instead hate cats. First Minister Alex Salmond announced the plan yesterday, unveiling a large picture of a cat with the word ‘[edited by admin]’ written under it. He said: “As with everything bad that has happened in Scotland since 1707, a vote against independence would be the fault of the [edited by admin] English. “However, if Scotland chooses independence, cats will be installed as the new Scottish nemesis, under the so-called ‘scape-cat’ system.” The policy was developed by Roy Hobbs, Professor of Scottishness at the University of Arbroath. He said: “Cats are an ideal focus for Scottish rage, as they have much in common with the English. “They stroll about like they own the place, they’re snooty, and they spend all day licking their own [edited by admin].” Scottish cat owner Mary Fisher supports the plan: “My cat’s always in front of the fire. She’s definitely plundering Scottish North Sea gas reserves.” Fellow Scot Bill McKay agreed: “I could’ve been a great man, if I wasn’t oppressed by my cat. The little [edited by admin] actually [edited by admin] in my kitchen, even the English didn’t do that.” Under the new system, Scots will be forced to cheer for the mouse whilst watching Tom and Jerry cartoons. Lions and tigers will no longer be called ‘big cats’, instead being reclassified as types of thistle. If a Yes vote is returned, the newly independent Scotland will immediately gather eleven cats and try to beat them at football. |
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| Author: | handyman [ Mon Aug 11, 2014 6:15 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Independent Scotland to blame cats |
Yes very funny! But we're never quite sure whether something coming out of the No campaign is a joke or whether its serious - its frankly quite hard to tell the difference!
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| Author: | grandad [ Mon Aug 11, 2014 8:16 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Independent Scotland to blame cats |
handyman wrote: Yes very funny! But we're never quite sure whether something coming out of the No campaign is a joke or whether its serious - its frankly quite hard to tell the difference! Whereas everyone knows that everything that comes out of the yes campaign is rubbish. |
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| Author: | gusmac [ Mon Aug 11, 2014 9:37 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Independent Scotland to blame cats |
grandad wrote: handyman wrote: Yes very funny! But we're never quite sure whether something coming out of the No campaign is a joke or whether its serious - its frankly quite hard to tell the difference! Whereas everyone knows that everything that comes out of the yes campaign is rubbish. Fortunately your views are worthless 
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| Author: | bloodnock [ Mon Aug 11, 2014 11:29 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Independent Scotland to blame cats |
grandad wrote: handyman wrote: Yes very funny! But we're never quite sure whether something coming out of the No campaign is a joke or whether its serious - its frankly quite hard to tell the difference! Whereas everyone knows that everything that comes out of the yes campaign is rubbish. 
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