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Nigel Farage nominated as the "target" in world egg throwing championships

Talking ahead of what he described as a "global event", he said: "This year we have the World Gravy Wrestling Champion and TV star Joel Hicks as target in the Egg Throwing with Accuracy Challenge.
He said Nigel Farage has already been nominated as target man for next year.

Mr Dunlop said Mr Farage was nominated by 48% of those asked, but many more might blame him for "a rotten egg fiasco" come next June.
On EU regulations, he said: "We only use home grown eggs that pass all EU tests, apparently this now includes (according to 52% of users) being past their sell by date.
"However, the other 48% remain unconvinced by this assertion."
The event is part of the Swaton Vintage Day.

So do you reckon he would turn up might be well worth going to watch

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