so we have 11 runners and riders but they need to get 20 backers to clear the first fence that could be difficult
making the early lead is Rishi the yank having set up his campaign website 6 months ago and even completed a campaign video the day he resigned
being strongly challenged by Lizzie the Truss fresh from her her success at miffing the EU
followed by Sajid Javid who knows all about losing leadership elections and Grant Schapps who likes railways and wants to spend billions of taxpayers money reopening them
and in the middle of the pack is Kemi Badenoch who seems far too straight talking and honest to get elected , Cruella Braverman a rookie with that sinister look of ambition, Penny Mordaunt the magicians assistant hoping she's still got the magic touch, Michael Gove the man with all the charisma of a skunk, Ben Wallace well he's a northerner so he's got no chance, Steve baker who wants a return to the bad old days of Thatcherism, Tom Tugendhat well someone always has to represent little c conservatism
with the veteran Hunt the C^*t desperately trying to limp along along in the rear accompanied by Rehman Chisti the complete outsider who is a small state big society kind of guy
I'm glad i'm not a party member that lot is like trying to find a peach in a barrel full of rotten apples but for the countries sake I do hope they don't pick Rishi Rishi Rishi
