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Maybe that just plain don't like you..though that in itself should be no reason not to allow you to drive.

The more I think about this, the more I congratulate myself that I have come up with this. It is really elegant way out of this whole mess, a win-win situation by which we both can profit. I would be satisfied and they´d have that prodigy to which they can point to when it comes to the standard of road-knowledge and job-identification. There might be still some colleagues who´d think that I´d make too much fuss about myself, but they are always there, those people. We know that in this trade there are always some who begrudges someone something. Right or not right?

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Jochen Lembke, Europe´s cab-driving writer and author of the best Hitch-hiker´s-Guide-to-the-Galaxy-volume-six ever written. Or else money back (haha.)

Now, who´s the f... master-race? The Germans never were, they just tried once, but blew it sadly. (And damn sad they blew it, I think sometimes! Why, would I love to be the f... Nazi-gauleiter of Sussex sometimes! Then I would make the rules, believe me!)

I have already been told by the HCO that they won´t accept the compromise, I´d have to do my licence as a first-time applicant.
And they also had let me know, discreetly of course, that they are not even interested in a demonstration of my special knowledge.
So, I might just let this flight go to sh..., why, it was only 77 euro for a return flight, exactly what would cost me one single night in a Brighton hotel and I don´t really feel in the mood of seeing Brighton right now. And what does it matter anyway, I have already invested some 20.000 Euros in my licence the first time and earned just enough to survive, last time.

Hey, guess what, I have watched Midnight Express yesterday (in the language of the f... master-race, of course, like I always do, I know my place, right, dumb German schmuck who thinks he can be a writer, in an Anglo-American dominated world-culture) (Only my sympathies have changed, I am with the Turks now, haha.)

So like Kevin Kline puts it, in A Fish Called Wanda, thank the Americans, otherwise you would be singing "Deutschland, Deutschland uber alles"! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-OE-MdBI40

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Jochen Lembke, Europe´s cab-driving writer and author of the best Hitch-hiker´s-Guide-to-the-Galaxy-volume-six ever written. Or else money back (haha.)

Did the Panzer MK IV come with a Meter and Roof sign mounting brackets as standard or were they Optional extras?...I'm assuming with a meter as they were not normally pre-booked and usually ranked and ready to roll.

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No, let´s leave it at that with the WWII-talk, Bloodnock, you know I´m a whole lot less N_azi than the average SUN-reader.

I don´t get the allusion, Sussex, your way of saying, don´t worry about a hotel, come and stay at my place, have this piece of gateau and then later we have a chat at the office and I put a word in for you?

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Jochen Lembke, Europe´s cab-driving writer and author of the best Hitch-hiker´s-Guide-to-the-Galaxy-volume-six ever written. Or else money back (haha.)

Errr....who wrote this??

Well, who wouldn´t want to be this from time to time?
It is of course just a distorted and very wrong fantasy!

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Jochen Lembke, Europe´s cab-driving writer and author of the best Hitch-hiker´s-Guide-to-the-Galaxy-volume-six ever written. Or else money back (haha.)

So right now it´s about take off time for my flight with easy jet Strasbourg-Gatwick and I am not on it, maybe they announce me "with last call for" right now, I don´t know.

I´ll take care of other business in the following time first and that´s what the UK should as well instead of p...ing off foreign cab-driving writers. I think you have so many issues at hand at present, just think of the 18th, I would definitely vote yes, just to give you a lesson and make you think about yourselves.

You´ll here from me, bye for now.

Oh, I have just befriended myself with "too many taxis" on Facebook and saw that pic on their wall, haha.

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Jochen Lembke, Europe´s cab-driving writer and author of the best Hitch-hiker´s-Guide-to-the-Galaxy-volume-six ever written. Or else money back (haha.)

If you resent us so much why bother coming here in the first place...is this typical Teutonic arrogance or your own special brand

Oh come on, don´t be like that, I have pointed out many times how much I love England, the English and Brighton (and especially Hove). Isn´t this the typical Albion arrogance that you are either devoted to it or it´s opponent? You are either on my side or against me, hm? Let´s just say I have attend to other things more at the moment that I love too.

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Jochen Lembke, Europe´s cab-driving writer and author of the best Hitch-hiker´s-Guide-to-the-Galaxy-volume-six ever written. Or else money back (haha.)

Providing it does not Involve a Marigold glove, Glossy Magazines or sheep then you have official permission to go ahead and fill your boots

Ay to that! Drink up me hearties, let´s set sail and head... erm, in a general that-way-direction!

Nov. 18th:

Erm, don´t wanna be an even greater nuisance than before and bring this thread up again, so I do this silently via edit:

Of course Cameron doesn´t pay! He simply keeps on ignoring and violating EU-treaties that the British government had signed, breaks all rules and regulations. So why do I have to follow those? I did the licence, it had cost me 20.000 euros to do the licence and I earned jack due the financial crisis that followed, why do I have to follow procedures when he doesn´t? Does the law only apply for small people?

In protest to this I will rather draw the town-map out of my head instead than doing the licence all over again. May my example be followed and all bureaucrats face growing resistance by the people they ought to serve instead of being served by them!

My first drawing of the whole town-map (this is some time ago now I did this and back then I thought I will deliver soon an even better one, but then other things came up, of course, so this will be it for the time being)



Possible colouring....

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Jochen Lembke, Europe´s cab-driving writer and author of the best Hitch-hiker´s-Guide-to-the-Galaxy-volume-six ever written. Or else money back (haha.)

Hi, there, again.

Well, I wanted to wait a little longer and be even more on the spot with my road-knowledge and write an even more elaborate post, but as we can all see the police-cars burning in Frankfurt, I don´t want to waste any more time.



Now, I am sure many of you already know what really happened on 11.9.2001, in case you don´t, please see this marvellous video here! (It is also on the net in three parts)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DOnAn_PX6M

It is worth every second of it, I watched it three times and when I saw it the first time I watched all five hours of it without any break, although English is not my native language.

Yet, I myself did not know, until half a year ago, that 9/11 was an inside job, carried out by Bush and Cheney themselves and that the official story of Ali Baba and the 20 air-plane thieves was nothing but a conspiracy theorie, a rather crude one, actually, fabricated by them – but when I finally knew this I wanted to know the truth about everything and dug myself into tons of info in the net.

Well, I always knew that we are being exploited and manipulated by those who are on top of the capitalist pyramid, but I had no idea of the true dimensions of the mess we are in. That the world we know is nothing but a matrix of make-believe and that we are controlled and manipulated in an Orwellian scale, by the financial mafia, that had already ruled and exploited this planet for centuries already. That they have commited horrendous crimes and are the sole responsible for every single war in the last centuries, that those vultures and hyenas are now also responsible for the starvation of hundred of millions a year globally, that some say this only the tip of the iceberg we can see, that depopulation is even systematically applied. That they bought and controlled every government in the entire western world and all of its media and are going straight for world dominion and wouldn´t even stop at WW3, now that Russia (and China) have left the dollar, and go for their own international currency and stopped the exploitation of Russia by US-corporations.

So, for all governments are bought (no one more than German government licking whatever spit comes out of Obama´s mouth) of all councils are enslaved by them, consequently, not to primarily serve the public, but to carry out the will of the financial elite – and that is to make us obey, to make sure that we stay slaves and that there will be no uprise of us slaves and that is why they are so strict about not making any exception, even is is clear to see that an exception would not only be just, but not doing it would cause a lot of unnecessary hardship for this someone, in this case me – it is necessary to prevent revolutions.

So, to say “rules are there to be followed” and “rules apply to everyone” – is nothing but a grotesque lie, considering what is really going on in this world, that there is small criminal elite running this planet and making those rules that others have to follow. They themselves are above the law yet, they are untouchable and you can´t get to them. (As long as you are small, they declare you as a conspiracy nut that no one listens to, well, the corporate media does this for them, and only when you get bigger, they kill you. And still only a few because it is enough, because people know what all these mysterious deaths, all these coincidental car crashes etc. mean and fear prevents them to go any further.)

And, so I say, in regard of what is going on, this crime on humanity, the entire planet, of unspeakable dimensions, we all are obliged to help stopping this, to disobey whenever it is possible until this system has crashed and there will be justice for everybody, because they can stop a few but they can´t stop us, when we all rise.

So I am not just doing this for myself, I want to point out again, because doing what I have been doing, and still doing, is much, much more effort and hardship than to just obey and do that damn licence another time.

I also want to point out again that this is no attempt at a small, cheap triumph of a stubborn person, over poor and overworked HCO, but a political protest and that I almost hope they do me the favour of not giving in to soon, so that this can set an example for civil resistance for anybody else, as I have followed such examples of much greater men than I am.

I also want to point out again, that HCO is not refusing me the licence to uphold standards for a better service to the public, for we all know that they could do a much better job. As you can see here, by these various complaints of this poor woman, that were never heard:

https://www.youtube.com/user/BrightonTaxiMania

How can it be that Brighton drivers earn so little and still are hated so much? That people like that woman say that drivers don´t follow council rules and even are Brightons “sacred cows”?

Well then, or is it just a case of plain rascism, the good ol´ divide-et-impera-strategie of playing local drivers against foreigers? For this woman says the council gives the drivers too much slack, how can this be when they on the other hand do everything to refuse me just one little favour that would cost them nothing, yet would save me endless trouble? When our Sussex says that he wouldn´t have such trouble with the council? Was it my fault that I wasn´t nice enough from the being?

Or is it even an anti-Germanism? Well, in that case let me tell you I have just had enough with Anglo-American imperialism and that I then myself like two play two sides against themselves, for America (after Wall Street had the two world wars prepared and used Hitler as a puppet) just sat and waited until Britain had bled out sufficiently enough so that they can easily just finish the job and grab the booty. With WW1 they were level with the British Empire, they could just take it out of the hands of the British after WW2, under the old rat and war-monger Churchill. When poor Gandhi thought he had freed India from British slavery it was just that the new bosses couldn´t stand any British snobs hindering them from coming in with their corporations, for the big bucks, Indian slaves then just switched masters and whereas the profits stayed in one hand (because Wall Street and City of London were always two sides of the same story), the British Empire was history.

So, fine friends you have with the yanks (dragging us all into WW3, also.) (Not that I couldn´t get chummy with them myself I have a lot of relatives in the US and can speak a decent Bostonian AE, proof on file )

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uuc5aNkf7Ew see me, ze German, normally using Sussex accent, doing the Armageddon president speech in perfect AE.

Anyway, whatever case it might be, after a break of three months, where I had let it all settle for a while, I have then got back to intensive knowledge-work and I think I will be ready finally to display my ability to draw the whole town-map out of my head, without any use of an actual map, true to scale and accurate in detail, with all the roads, even the smallest closes and tiniest mews (yet so far no block of flats which have an extra name) saying out aloud the name of each road as I draw them – or drawing a small scetch of the area at any road given to me.

I will be ready for this displayment at any time and where ever possible, at HCO, at the council, in the streets in front of spectators or in TV. (I might add I am back with my guitar and vocal skills and a song about that is already half finished, adds a little spice to it, street-performance-wise.)

I hope you don´t all see me too full of myself, but the point in me doing this, support me and get some inspiration for your little privat disobedience thingy!

Regards, Jochen

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You can a lot to change the world by just being a cabby!

London cabby talking New World Order

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHXPCHpxLso

Now, I am not so sure about chemtrails but there is also HAARP and I have done this pic like 2 weeks ago in Freiburg, Germany, which looks really weird. Well, according to Jörg Kachelmann, our famous weather man and media subject number one (and also a hater of chemtrail conspiracy theory), with whom I am frieds on Facebook told me that this is just ordinary “Föhn” or sirrocan wind or whatever you call it in English language, warm fall winds in front of the Alps, but I am not sure, it really looks like eletromagnetic waves and that is exactly what Haarp is about.



Weird, ha?

Anyway, chemtrails and haarp or not – we´ve got to wake up! That 9/11 was an inside job is solid truth and therefor we can´t trust American government one word! Whatever people accuse them of we have to look on it as possible fact!

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Jochen Lembke, Europe´s cab-driving writer and author of the best Hitch-hiker´s-Guide-to-the-Galaxy-volume-six ever written. Or else money back (haha.)

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Of all the things ive lost, i miss my mind the most