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PostPosted: Thu Sep 22, 2011 11:36 am 
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So today is yesterdays tomorrow and so I did pop in at the office and the answer to will I have to do the DSA test again or not now is.... *distant drumming* is.... *slowly getting louder* is... *abrupt stop of drumming*

Yes!
I would have to even do the DSA test again!

But this, my friends has, to put it mildy, ruined my morning, if not my whole day, if not just got me hopping mad.
So the question is now, will I do this?

Well, I am not sure.

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 22, 2011 8:49 pm 
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So I was wrong. #-o

However I very much doubt I would have got the answer you did. :wink:

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 22, 2011 11:48 pm 
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So I was wrong. #-o

However I very much doubt I would have got the answer you did. :wink:


Oh,oh, and why not :lol:


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PostPosted: Fri Sep 23, 2011 4:52 am 
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Sussex wrote:
So I was wrong. #-o

However I very much doubt I would have got the answer you did. :wink:


Oh,oh, and why not :lol:

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 23, 2011 3:53 pm 
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Well, Brighton hasn't changed a bit, except they must have sent all the bloody road-works over to Zurich, along with me.
The same smelly and noisy buses, the same vague proposal of filters and noise reduction that will never come, the same trouble at the station rank, the same traffic mess and pollution, lack of anything green, endless stony rows of houses reflecting noise, the same dreadful drawing of vowls and high-pitched sing-sang of nice old ladies, same tendency of the lads to get drunk and aggressive just as soon as work is over.
And the same look of the Brighton cabs, dominating the streets of Brighton & Hove as ever, white, with their aquamarin bonnet and back-lid, the prettiest cabs in the world, they look like sparkling jewels to me, King of the roads their drivers.
(Only there is one heck of WAV's on the road now.)
And once the Diesel dust has settled you smell the loveliest breeze coming from the sea.
Brighton, I hate you. Brighton, I love you.

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 23, 2011 7:43 pm 
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Sussex wrote:
However I very much doubt I would have got the answer you did. :wink:

Well, like I said, I'm not very good at accepting things I don't see a point in.

So, right away I asked for on emailadress of his superior to maybe appeal my way to the licence. Maybe just one go for the European Court would get my blog more visitors than a whole year of driving a cab in B&H? Well, have to check who is in charge for this first, anyway.

The other way would be to hang out the fact that they wanted us to be ambassadors of Brighton and well, I think I am one. Yet, I have probably to put a bit more weight on for this yet.

Either way it's very unlikely yet I will just play their way. I know me, this wouldn't work out.

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 24, 2011 3:06 pm 
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I saw a brand-new Mercedes-Taxi today in Brighton! (Crisis, what crisis?)

Today I was on a nice trip to Worthing, where I had live for almost half a year (just at the time when all that timber from the wrecked ship had washed upon the shore). I mean, they don't have anybody living there between 20 and 60 (they are all living in Brighton) so there's much more space there than in Brighton anyway, but Brighton to me is like trying to squeeze all of greater London into one small sardine box. Look at the nice pedestrian zone in Worthing full of happy people and imagine this would be the same in the Western Road/Churchill Square/North Street area in Brighton, which is normally busier than Oxford Street in London. Yet all the buses going from one end of town to another also squeeze through here!
Run a tram along the sea-front and ban the traffic along the axis where all the shops are!

Yeah, I know, us Germans, always want to take control! :mrgreen:

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 26, 2011 10:18 am 
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Today I was at the DVLA office in Brighton asking them, like HCO told me to ask, about a possible double driving licence for me, which they have declined yet, as it was only to be expected.
Yet it wouldn't be necessary anyway, for I would be allowed to drive with a German (European) licence for six months before exchanging.
So HCO is left holding the baby again.

Only B&H HCO between me and coming back to UK!

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 26, 2011 1:56 pm 
Jochen Lembke wrote:
Today I was at the DVLA office in Brighton asking them, like HCO told me to ask, about a possible double driving licence for me, which they have declined yet, as it was only to be expected.
Yet it wouldn't be necessary anyway, for I would be allowed to drive with a German (European) licence for six months before exchanging.
So HCO is left holding the baby again.

Only B&H HCO between me and coming back to UK!


If you have and can been a driver here before, just sit a test and have a UK license anyway, you should pass it easy enough, you always have one then and it makes you look more pro in the eyes of officials for the future.


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Interesting notion, you mean instead of exchanging my German licence into an English one I would just make the English one anew so that would get me two licences? I wonder if that would work?
No, I will try to nudge B&H HCO, I mean, like I said, the Zurich licence holds for life and you need to shove 50 quid or what into the councils pockets per annum for the renewal? Well, there's only one way to keep me quiet about this, which is to make an exception for me, they will decide in which way I will be an ambassador of Brighton, it's up to them!
Wether I will put the stress on telling the world about the beautiful Brighton cabs - or about the rather questionable licencing practise.

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 27, 2011 1:48 am 
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Interesting notion, you mean instead of exchanging my German licence into an English one I would just make the English one anew so that would get me two licences? I wonder if that would work?
No, I will try to nudge B&H HCO, I mean, like I said, the Zurich licence holds for life and you need to shove 50 quid or what into the councils pockets per annum for the renewal? Well, there's only one way to keep me quiet about this, which is to make an exception for me, they will decide in which way I will be an ambassador of Brighton, it's up to them!
Wether I will put the stress on telling the world about the beautiful Brighton cabs - or about the rather questionable licencing practise.



It's what I would do, two is always better than one imo.


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PostPosted: Thu Oct 06, 2011 7:37 pm 
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Well, time passes awfully quick and being in Brighton seems just like a blur to me now that I am back in Germany for more then a week now. (Funny by the way, how different they treat you at check-in, when you check in Basel, French side, they are very tender when it comes to groping your various body parts and in Gatwick, UK, there is no groping at all but an extra check for liquids.)

Anyway, more of France for me soon, so it seems, I am very busy with French and Colmar knowledge and it seems just like the right thing to do for me now, that I have had a closer look at Brighton again and at English bureaucracy.

As soon as I find the time though I will write a letter to B&H council about that thing.
I mean, when they make an exception for me they are probably not afraid about foreign cab-drivers following my example, what they probably really fear is that this precedence might weaken their fortified position of annual renewal of the licence.

So, they think if they turn a blind eye here, soon no one is willing to pay the annual fee again and again, I am very much inclined to think.

Yet, what they don´t think about is that this all might get me cross and more that I have already gained a certain respect for being awfully stubborn and perseverant when it comes to me being cross and even more so if I think I am right about this.

So this attitude in this case might back-fire on them and the best way to not create an extra discussion about licencing procedure in B&H might actually be to make an exception for me.

But, of course I will be much more polite in this official letter, I know I cannot demand, only pledge and point out to all the good things I could do for Brighton and it´s taxis, for I´m reeeeeeally in love with them!

I mean, just look at these beauties! (The one on top was mine) to drive)

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 22, 2012 4:33 pm 
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The whole thing is beginning to annoy me.

I´ve sent this new letter down there to the superior of B&H HCO´s superior per email, practically begging them to renew my license and I´ve just get this spine-tingling feeling there will be no reply!
I mean how can they have the world´s strictest licensing if later on the job doesn´t earn a living!

Just for illustration, Germany is doing just fine now, I could lead a much better life even just living on benefits than I could as a full-time cabby in Brighton, I would just have a little less money left to live yet a much better place to live in. This whole license-thing took me one year of my time, 15000 Euros and all I could achieve by doing it another time would be another round of full-time work to barely keep me alive, living in a rat-hole, getting abuse for free!

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I´d be out of my frickin mind to do this another time!

Here´s the letter:

"First of all let me introduce myself, My name is Jochen Lembke, I'm German, 50 years old, I´m a writer and cab-driver. I have done the license for Brighton & Hove in 2008 and then worked as a cab-driver in Brighton during 2008/9. Before that I had driven a cab in Germany in two major cities roughly the same size of Brighton and after that in Zurich (Switzerland).

So, this makes it a kind of a world-record, which I will apply for officially. (I applied previously, the first time they turned it down as it involved writing about it and that was just too complicatedly described for them), a cab-driver who has worked as a licensed driver in three countries so far and I am intending to expand it in the future to as many countries as I am able to achieve, my next step would probably be France.
About this I keep a blog since 2008 and wrote a book about each country, according to this project I call myself “Europe´s cab-driving writer”.

I am writing to you now because I would like to ask for an exception of the general practice in licensing. Regarding this I had already contacted Mr. ... last October via letter from Germany and also in person, I had come to Brighton for a week just for this. Regrettably he turned down my request, but we agreed on that I should contact you about this, dear Mrs. ..., as his superior.

The thing is, I wasn´t able to renew my license in 2010, because at that time I didn´t hold a UK-driving license, only a Swiss one. (The year before I could manage to renew it, though I was no longer a UK-resident, but kept the UK-license in order to do a renewal and exchanged it afterward.)

My project “Europe´s cab-driving writer“ requires me to go on from country to country. I´d really love to come back to Brighton yet (for another year in between or an even shorter period like only three months of a year), partly because of the standards in knowledge, that make me certainly more attached to Brighton than to Zurich, where I still by far don´t know all the roads by name, partly because of my undying love for it. I found out about the minute I left Brighton. Funny enough but only human.

The only problem is the license, with the required annual renewal, linked with UK-residency and driving license.

Therefore, I´d like to ask you to consider an exception to that general rule for me.

In a sense this would be meeting only EU-standards. (In France for example, one gets a lot of credit with a valid EU-cab-license. I was in Colmar at the office and I had to show my German cab-license and a certificate of my employer stating 2 years of employment minimum in full time and for that they are willing to free me from the first two parts of the exam out of four.
In Germany one can renew their license for 5 years and don't even have to show a valid driving license, in Zurich the license even lasts for life without renewal.)

I am more than willing to pay the annual administration fee since 2010 and to show proof of my knowledge, which I have spent last year almost three months refreshing it, yet I can´t go through the whole process of renewing.

So let me please explain my personal situation to make this plausible to you why I can´t do this anymore, why a refusal of my request could at the worst result in me not coming back to Brighton ever again.

The whole process of coming to England and getting the license ended up costing me about 15000 Euros, which I had to put up myself, there was no support such as grants from any side, Germany or England, I wasn´t entitled to any benefits so I had to borrow the full amount from a close friend of mine (who is no friend anymore, in fact he doesn´t talk to me anymore because I was completely unable to pay him any money back due to the recession mainly). When I came over to Brighton I still could see passengers queuing for taxis in the station, by the time I finished the license it was the other way round, due to the recession there were now just queues of taxis, no passengers anymore. So, due to the high costs of living and low income I was completely unable to put any money aside for all of the 9 months I was working there, I was even unable to pay the aprox £900 tax, I had no other choice than to leave England without paying them, I had no money left at all except what I had to use for moving back and to support myself for the first month back in Germany.
As it stands I am still 30000 Euros in debts and I am not able to finance another licensing procedure again this time. I may not be able to do this at all, like I said.

So, practically I am begging you to make an exception for me.
I would be really, really glad if I could go back to Brighton for another time, I still remember perfectly well what we were being told back then that we should be ambassadors of Brighton and what better ambassador can you think of than me blogging about it!

If you´d have a look on my blog you´d see that I wasn´t in a really cheerful mood when I left in early 2009, but that was mainly because of the recession and the really gloomy atmosphere at that time, also because I had serious problems at the place I stayed and furthermore I had high expectations in some private matter, about someone, which didn´t turn out the way I was hoping, which resulted in me regretting I had left England right from that moment on.

Of course there are big cultural differences between our two countries and I am sometimes amused or tend to look at England in a satirical way, but that´s because I am a writer and it certainly helped to put this all into a much better perspective when I left chaotic England and came to well organised Switzerland, where everything is perfect but somehow lifeless, so I really began to miss the English and the way they always manage to stay on top of chaos.

Though I think even more exchange of thoughts and ideas would do Brighton good as it would to England, which is about to become more isolated than ever. Not only as a writer but in general I´m a very considerate, responsible and caring person and I had a lot of thoughts about problems I could observe in Brighton, for example I very much miss in the city with the oldest tram in the world a tram, actually, in Freiburg (Germany), where I spent most of my life or in Zurich, where I drove a cab for 16 months, public transport rely mostly on trams and it´s just perfect.

So, for example I was speaking in favor of running a tram along the sea-front, as many people in Brighton would like, and it would keep the buses away from the main taxis, which should be pedestrianised as in Worthing (where I lived for half a year), I have written a huge article about day-to-day problems in Brighton and how they could be solved (you´d find the whole article on my blog) and sent letters to officials (but they were ignored.)

I´d also very much like to do my small part to make some kind of an impact on the cab-trade in general, according to my plans all throughout Europe, to help wherever I can with my knowledge and experience to improve this job, I am I enlisted in cab-forums in four countries at the moment and I hope I can do a lot more constructive work within the next decade. In general, I am very much a supporter of the strict licensing procedure in Brighton, it sets the standards of how it generally should be anywhere and I am willing to point that out to everybody, yes, all over the world.

So by helping me and making an exception to the strict rules in licensing you might actually add to make Brighton influence the cab-world a tiny bit and make rules more strict. A contradiction, but then again, no rule without exception, isn´t it?

Last but not least, of course, I´d like to point out my literature work not only in the field of cab-driving (to which I have dedicated four novels so far), but also Douglas Adams, too, the Hitch-Hiker´s Guide to the Galaxy, where I have done another translation of all the five books and even written a sixth volume in both German and English, of course all of it was not authorised yet it made quite an impression, I´ve even had personal contact to the deceased author´s own brother about it. Obviously I am not giving up on it to be another official version along the one of Eoin Colfer, which is surely more suitable for young readers.

I'd like to end now, apologise for having written a lot of stuff which is not really relevant for the licensing, I hope you don´t mind, I just wanted to give you a short impression of me and what I am doing that perhaps could influence you to think that I would be worthy to make an exception. According to what Mr. ... said, there had never been someone else in my situation and I don´t think that this would do any harm to anything, yet would help me and my project tremendously."

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 22, 2012 9:33 pm 
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Perhaps the council would be more sympathetic if you told them you needed a badge to earn a living rather than to for the purposes of breaking some kind of taxi driver's world record?

That's certainly how I'd look at it.


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PostPosted: Sun Jan 22, 2012 10:25 pm 
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That´s a thought! :shock:
Still, the sponsors don´t ring me up all 30 minutes yet, so it really is for earning a living.
And to go back to Brighton would actually be a step back, not much glory there to be earned.

I´m dead honest I really miss Brighton!
Yet, not so much I´d go through the whole procedure again. :roll:
So, let´s hope they give in in the end, who knows, maybe the email didn´t work (fat chance, ha).

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