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PostPosted: Sun Mar 29, 2015 10:30 am 
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At least he makes Skuii look sane....

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 29, 2015 12:41 pm 
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At least he makes Skuii look sane....
=D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D>

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 29, 2015 12:54 pm 
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Oh, why is that? Because I said your government and the Windsors are the true Nazis, backing up the gangsters of the City of London and, next to the American government, responsible for the holocaust on the poor, which costs 100 of millions of lives each year, which I can prove?

Because I said, they are imperialist war-mongers, which are about to drive us into WW3? That the holocaust on the Jews is, probably, for I cannot prove it, no more than a cheap cover-up for a simple raid for loot, to distract from the hideous war crimes Churchill, Roosevelt and Stalin committed, that not Hitler was responsible for the war, but Churchill and the banksters, that not the Germans started the bombing on civilians, but the RAF? That you then turned into a genocide?

That the only true master-race on the planet for centuries now are the Anglo-American race (though it sort of shifted among them)? That it has rubbed off on the British people, that a lot of you are obnoxious and rude, bigoted and racist? That you know about all this evil that spreads from your government, the Windsors and the City of London into all of the world, but most of you do not care, because it is still British, right?

Or because I have said that cab-drivers only think about money? That your mind is poisoned with it? That you are stupid but clever, in a way that you always know where you can make a tenner, but don´t give a crap that 1% owns as much as 99% in the world? That all of this makes you somehow despicable, but hopefully still capable of repenting your sins?

Or because I have said that all of Brighton hates cab-drivers and that there is probably a reason for it. Or because I have said that English cab-drivers are the biggest racists in the world, which is someone has told me who should know? Or is is that you don´t like Germans who have self-consciousness, only the submissive type that puts Herman, the German on his avatar on forums and "yeah, have a laugh at me, for ve vere so bad, ve deserve it"? Well, not with me!!!!

So you are accusing my people to be responsible for the death of six millions (Jews)? I am accusing your people of nothing, but the unholy trinity of your government, the Windsors and the City of London, together one of the most unholy crime organisations world wide, to be responsible for the death of let´s say 600 hundred million people over the last centuries and I think it is much, much more. Ok?

Look I don´t need your support, I am either with the drivers against the banksters, the government and the council or I am against all of them and with all the many people that hate cab-drivers (or the English). I can always tell them I tried, I really tried, but in the end it turned out that they are not worth it.

It is better we have this out on the open for I could clearly see that I did not find any help here so far.

Well, it´s up to you. You can close this here and throw me out, than I take it somewhere else or you make an effort to come forward to me and see that this can also be a lot of publicity for the trade (and for the forum), if you are willing to see why it is you didn´t understand me so far and can be a little bit more understanding. But I doubt that you can, frankly from what I have seen so far.

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 29, 2015 1:59 pm 
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I would say keep those thoughts coming. It is easy to dismiss the seemingly outrageous thoughts as mad - is there anyone out there who believes that this world/our governments are squeaky clean? does anyone believe about the "stiff upper lip" and that the "British" play by the rules?

There are conspiracy theories galore out there.......did Maxwell fall off of his ship? did America see off Kennedy? .....personally I would not dismiss any of them - Twin Towers :-k....amazingly no survivors/perpetrators to interrogate :roll: Oh do not give me "They all perished in the crashes"....Bin Laden was shot so much in the face that he was unrecognisable, and then conveniently a body (supposedly his) was disappeared. So that's it...they caught the paymaster/the boss (apparently the only boss)...done and dusted #-o. There is so much s h ! t going on in this world, nothing would surprise me.

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 29, 2015 3:44 pm 
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9/11 - just watch the video I have linked - a lot of the alleged hijackers have been seen alive, only some time ago. One of them is actually a pilot flying for some Arab airline I guess.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1GCeuSr3Mk

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 29, 2015 3:47 pm 
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- Twin Towers :-k....amazingly no survivors/perpetrators to interrogate :roll: Oh do not give me "They all perished in the crashes"

Are you saying that the people on those planes survived. You are sounding as sick as the German.

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 29, 2015 4:04 pm 
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grandad wrote:
Cabby John 1 wrote:
- Twin Towers :-k....amazingly no survivors/perpetrators to interrogate :roll: Oh do not give me "They all perished in the crashes"

Are you saying that the people on those planes survived. You are sounding as sick as the German.


If I do - it is only because that you do not look at the overall big picture.

There is always a Mr Big i.e the organiser - the one who does not go on the plane, similar to those who send out the suicide vest bomber......they do not dirty their own hands! Where are those people? The bottom line being is that they caught NONE. To appease the public......they bombed Iraq as an excuse for an apparent culprit.

You bring a whole new meaning to the word " Gullibility".

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 29, 2015 5:15 pm 
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Grandad, you´re judging me and you haven´t even seen the video????

I told you before I have seen this video (there are of course a lot of others, like Loose Change, but this one is simply the best) I would have sworn that all those myths on 9/11 are just conspiracy theories.
I swear to you. That was half a year ago. Then I watched it three times all the five hours and it convinced me. From then I stopped believing in whatever I have believed in before.

So give it at least a try for God´s sake, man.

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 30, 2017 12:51 pm 
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Hi everybody, I hope you are all alright!

I didn´t have the time to participate in the forum because I was awfully busy.
Well, here´s something anyway. :wink:

I can make a proud announcement – I am one big step closer to successfully finishing this project, where I in the end will be able to draw the entire Brighton & Hove town map, tiny closes and alley ways included, from out of my head, in front of an audience, in about 2 hours, and name all the roads aloud, while drawing them.

Well, there´s been some aggravation on this thread, let´s hope everyone has cooled down and we just focus on the world record cab-knowledge of mine in this thread and keep politics out of it (we could discuss it in the politics section, perhaps).

So to give you and anybody else a short demonstration of my skills so far I have done this video, linked below.

Unfortunately there are 15 minutes missing of the road part, but I will do an improved video asap anyway, so it has to do, I don´t think there will be a lot people watching the entire length anyway, except a few B&H town map enthusiasts perhaps.

The link to the Video:

https://youtu.be/C_fpno9g6kk

Regards to all, Jochen

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 30, 2017 10:34 pm 
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This thread has only had 50,000 + views.

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As for the issue at the beggining i.e. your issue getting a B&H license.

Well all you need do now is get a London or Lewes PH license and you can work B&H via Uber.

You can also get a Wolverhampton PH license online thus avoiding said sh** hole.

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 31, 2017 8:04 am 
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Missed you too, Sussex. :wink:

50.000 - well, yeah, you certainly can add another figure to that in a few years, and it draws a lot of attention from outside to the forum, though I am of course thankful they give me this platform.

Attention, well, you know, this is the stuff movies are made of, people just enjoy this.

Perhaps they make a movie out of it, true to the facts, one day, that goes:

I drove a cab in Germany, in two towns, drove around American GI´s in uniform, back then, made three novels out of my experiences, which pleased another former cab-driver who drove around GI´s in uniform, an experience that had formed his view of the world to that extent that he, later on, as Foreign Minister of Germany still was very America-friendly (he would not like the books I would write now, though.)

I then dedicated my fourth cab-novel to Douglas Adams, called it “why hitch-hike, take a cab through the galaxy” and made my characters drive an interstellar cab, then translated all five hitch-hiker books of Douglas Adams, anew, into German, couldn´t get that, much better, version published, though, wrote then a sequel myself, a sixth volume, in German and translated it into English myself, sent it to his agent, Ed Victor, who turned me down, but got somehow influenced and probably coerced into officially ordering a sixth volume to be written, found Eoin Colfer to do it, whose book got spoiled by me, though, for he couldn´t use all the great and compelling ideas I had used for my sequel anymore.

I decided to go to England as a cab-driver to promote my writing, called myself Europe´s cab-driving writer, after that did the license, worked for 9 months solid, then decided to go to Switzerland next, made contact on a fan-forum with Douglas Adam´s very own half brother, got yelled at by him, did the license for Zurich, worked there for 16 months solid, got my life messed up pretty badly by a girl, and feminism, wrote another book about it.

I then tried to return to England, had the quarrel with HCO and decided to offer them world record knowledge in return for an exception and running now with that for an official attempt Guinness Book of World Records, who know me already, for I have tried it with my cab world-record before, driving a cab in three countries and writing about it.

Now I even have formed a political party, written already 50 pages program in a4 for that, though it is not officially founded and, well, perhaps someday I even get farther than Joschka Fischer himself, who knows. :wink:

In a different direction, of course, for my political views have changed quite a bit, well, I was a supporter of the EU, back then, and now I hate it, I think they are an occult sect, founded to destroy Europe´s nations and people, I am still a European and world citizen, but I believe in a world of free people and nations.

(So, as for that, I would love to see that you will keep Britain British and stop the mass migration to it, as I try to stop the mass immigration to Germany.)

So, the whole thing has evolved and it obviously not about getting an exception from HCO anymore, if they´d do it I would do another term as a cab-driver in Brighton, but it is now about this world record knowledge, a town map drawn entirely from out of my head, it is something I had figured long ago, if they don´t give in, I won´t do it, it will help me in other ways.

So it is very important to me that you know I don´t hold any hard feelings against them anymore, they did what they thought was best and I did what I thought was best.

Certainly I will not be an Uber driver, though I would love the idea of us living in an society where you don´t have to call a cab, just hitch a lift from anyone and there would be no fuss or danger in there. Yet, behind Uber there is the Big Money and I detest that. And I will not do the license in another town, though I love Worthing and Peacehaven and Hassocks, too, where I lived for a few months, too.

So, let´s look forward to next spring, where I will be sitting on the esplanade somewhere in Brighton and draw town maps from out of my head and sell them to the highest bidder.

In any way, whatever will come out of this - for me coming to England, doing the license and working there was one of the best things I ever did in my life, I will never forget this time and will never forget the British people, they will always be in my heart. Well, no one was overly friendly to me nor gave me anything for free, it was tough for me sometimes and I had a lot of trouble, but it was worth it, though I believe in a strong and sovereign Germany going it´s own way again and free itself from being dependent on Anglo-American culture, I will always be a friend to the British people.

Never an easy one of course :wink:

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Jochen Lembke wrote:
So it is very important to me that you know I don´t hold any hard feelings against them anymore, they did what they thought was best and I did what I thought was best.

That's good to hear.

All of us are a lot longer dead than we are alive.

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 31, 2017 6:08 pm 
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Sussex wrote:
All of us are a lot longer dead than we are alive.


well, technically that only applies to someone once theyve been dead longer than they were alive

i.e. if someone dies aged 60 and have only been dead a week they were alive a lot longer than they have been dead

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wannabeeahack wrote:
Sussex wrote:
All of us are a lot longer dead than we are alive.


well, technically that only applies to someone once theyve been dead longer than they were alive

i.e. if someone dies aged 60 and have only been dead a week they were alive a lot longer than they have been dead

I bet your a joy at parties.

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