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PostPosted: Sat Sep 12, 2015 2:17 pm 
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Phoned the Council up yesterday to complain about the standards of their testing, I got invited down to the depot where I met the Manager of the testing station, he asked me what my concerns were with regards to testing? I started off with, "how can you pass a vehicle that hasn't had it's link bars attached to the vehicle?" How can you pass a car with a defective steering rack? How can you pass a car that has loose calipers? How can you pass a car that's got fumes coming into the cabin area?

By the time I'd finished with him he was having kittens and his face was like a volcano ready for erupting.

Something needs to be done about the standards of testing at the depot.


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PostPosted: Sun Sep 13, 2015 1:00 pm 
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You sound like a Turkey voting for Xmas..... Wish my LA was as lax

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 13, 2015 6:25 pm 
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Bart wrote:
You sound like a Turkey voting for Xmas..... Wish my LA was as lax

Do you really?

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Changing areas next plate Nige?

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 14, 2015 6:14 am 
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Changing areas next plate Nige?


Nah mate, I was just venting my spleen at the Council because they're turbomongs.


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Changing areas next plate Nige?


Nah mate, I was just venting my spleen at the Council because they're turbomongs.



Heard back from the main man in Skoda remapping, he's in Mansfield....

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 15, 2015 4:17 pm 
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Sussex wrote:
Bart wrote:
You sound like a Turkey voting for Xmas..... Wish my LA was as lax

Do you really?


Yes I really do

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 15, 2015 5:05 pm 
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Nidge2 wrote:
Phoned the Council up yesterday to complain about the standards of their testing, I got invited down to the depot where I met the Manager of the testing station, he asked me what my concerns were with regards to testing? I started off with, "how can you pass a vehicle that hasn't had it's link bars attached to the vehicle?" How can you pass a car with a defective steering rack? How can you pass a car that has loose calipers? How can you pass a car that's got fumes coming into the cabin area?

By the time I'd finished with him he was having kittens and his face was like a volcano ready for erupting.

Something needs to be done about the standards of testing at the depot.


Still aint learnt have yer as an individual yer if little concern to them and for certain their be on your case very soon ............but as a member of million strong Union they would be crapping themselves and no doubt some of those responsible would already be on their way to the dole queue .....................................get UNIONOSED =D>

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 16, 2015 3:08 pm 
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trotskys twin wrote:
Nidge2 wrote:
Phoned the Council up yesterday to complain about the standards of their testing, I got invited down to the depot where I met the Manager of the testing station, he asked me what my concerns were with regards to testing? I started off with, "how can you pass a vehicle that hasn't had it's link bars attached to the vehicle?" How can you pass a car with a defective steering rack? How can you pass a car that has loose calipers? How can you pass a car that's got fumes coming into the cabin area?

By the time I'd finished with him he was having kittens and his face was like a volcano ready for erupting.

Something needs to be done about the standards of testing at the depot.


Still aint learnt have yer as an individual yer if little concern to them and for certain their be on your case very soon ............but as a member of million strong Union they would be crapping themselves and no doubt some of those responsible would already be on their way to the dole queue .....................................get UNIONOSED =D>



I did it on my own hence why Vosa are going in there tomorrow to inspect them.


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I did it on my own hence why Vosa are going in there tomorrow to inspect them.



Power to the people!

All complaints must be investigated, and why involve corrupted union officials?

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 17, 2015 4:09 pm 
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Nidge2 wrote:
trotskys twin wrote:
Nidge2 wrote:
Phoned the Council up yesterday to complain about the standards of their testing, I got invited down to the depot where I met the Manager of the testing station, he asked me what my concerns were with regards to testing? I started off with, "how can you pass a vehicle that hasn't had it's link bars attached to the vehicle?" How can you pass a car with a defective steering rack? How can you pass a car that has loose calipers? How can you pass a car that's got fumes coming into the cabin area?

By the time I'd finished with him he was having kittens and his face was like a volcano ready for erupting.

Something needs to be done about the standards of testing at the depot.


Still aint learnt have yer as an individual yer if little concern to them and for certain their be on your case very soon ............but as a member of million strong Union they would be crapping themselves and no doubt some of those responsible would already be on their way to the dole queue .....................................get UNIONOSED =D>



I did it on my own hence why Vosa are going in there tomorrow to inspect them.


Great lets see what VOSA make of it !

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wannabeeahack wrote:
Nidge2 wrote:
I did it on my own hence why Vosa are going in there tomorrow to inspect them.



Power to the people!

All complaints must be investigated, and why involve corrupted union officials?


I'd always use honest ones just like ME preferably :D

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trotskys twin wrote:
wannabeeahack wrote:
Nidge2 wrote:
I did it on my own hence why Vosa are going in there tomorrow to inspect them.



Power to the people!

All complaints must be investigated, and why involve corrupted union officials?


I'd always use honest ones just like ME preferably :D


Self praise = no recommendation

or so i was told

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Power to the people!

All complaints must be investigated, and why involve corrupted union officials?[/quote]

I'd always use honest ones just like ME preferably :D[/quote]

Self praise = no recommendation

or so i was told[/quote]

THERES AN EXTENSIVE CV IN SCOTLAND YARD AND AT MI5 AND 6 :badgrin:

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THERES AN EXTENSIVE CV IN SCOTLAND YARD AND AT MI5 AND 6



Youd be funny if you werent so sad

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sorry, OLD prik

sorry, OLD gooner prik

(censor avoided, not a spelling mistake)

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