wannabeeahack wrote:
grandad wrote:
Firstly, you wont need to worry about it. You will be retired and possibly dead by 2040.
Have you considered becoming a Samaritans help line receptionist?
Aye, I can hear it now,
Grandad: "Hello, the Sam N harry tans here, before you jump tell me why"
Victim: "err but I wasn't going to jump, i just wanted cheering up"...
Grandad: "ahh Ok, but we don't do cheer here these days, my more pragmatic advice is that you Jump ASAP, your obviously a Sad Sac without any long term prospects or hope so you'd be as well to jump"....
Victim: "but I'm not sure I can do it, I'm scared!..."
Grandad:.."Grow a pair and jump man, your going to die sooner or later in any case so you may as well give me the rest of the night off by jumping now"
Victim: "ok, I'm on the Edge now"...
Grandad: "great, your sure going to make an impression on those below, well at least in the concrete"....
Victim: yeah, Cheers for that advice, Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...thud"
Grandad:...I was just kidding ya..you still there, hello, helloooooooooooooo, helloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!