Taxi Driver Online

All my Important Letters come from Nigeria and involve the transfer of at least $14,000,000.00 Dollars.

wish i had a skoda

130,000 miles (i had it at 69,000 2 years ago)

front discs and pads
water pump
2 sets of rears and 2 sets of fronts (tyres)
6 bulbs (various)
front coil spring (pothole)

and now the damn thing needs rear discs and pads and a handbrake cable


cost me £4250 an not worth £2500 now

bloody mondeos

add on 4 oil+filter changes of course

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Of all the things ive lost, i miss my mind the most

CC Jump starting the Skoda

Is that jump starting or just "Jumping"?

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Chris The Fish

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gdlyi5mc ... re=related

It looks painful what it is

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Note to self: Just because it pops into my head does NOT mean it should come out of my mouth!!

doesnt look like a skoda.....I wish skippy would stop posting his auto porn family pics.

CC

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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
George Carlin

And shouldn't the guy really be round the back, you know, in the vicinity of the exhaust pipe?

It is skippy ffs....any port

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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
George Carlin

Well they do say that some people are in love with their car, but that's taking it to extremes

you did follow the 87 jobs per shift thread......couldnt you feel the discontent and disappointment in his new years day post when his old girl let him down?

Of course....since then its been BDSM all the way

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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
George Carlin

Had to Google that one, thought it was a driving school

In fact I thought Skippy would have been happy when his old girl let him down - a good excuse to give her a bit of a shove from the rear

Looks like another starter motor is on it's way out.

Still, on the bright side it will be cheaper than CC's "One Use Disposable" gearboxes.

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Chris The Fish

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gdlyi5mc ... re=related

158,000 miles........the alternator failed on the way back to Carlisle from Newcastle - the brave wee thing allowed me to drive the last 45 miles like a man with his pants on fire - at night on just battery power.

Made it home and awaiting the garage to pick it up!

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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
George Carlin

Just get a brush pack for £10 and fit them yourself undo 3 small bolts on the back and pull the old ones out refit the new ones and bolt them up

Good an excuse as any for everything electrical not working I suppose.

My own problem was the gear cables last week. Four weeks ago, on the advice of the mechanic I had new ones fitted - the originals were working but getting sticky. Last Sunday I nonchalantly changed up from 4th to 5th and embarrassingly found myself in 3rd. Tried again and again - no 5th. Took it to the Garage on Monday - new cable had "stretched". New cable ordered and I carried on with 4 gears and reverse. Tuesday it snapped - no gears. Recovered to the Garage at lunchtime and collected repaired Cab at 5pm.

Something to be said for "If it aint actually broken, don't fix it".

A new alternator would have been even quicker.

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Chris The Fish

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gdlyi5mc ... re=related