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PostPosted: Mon Dec 22, 2003 7:01 am 
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When it comes to boots, you should have seen what I went out with last night!


Was she nice Andy?????


Well, I thought she was everso sweet, and not particularly ugly to look at. But, when she turned up dressed as a cheerleader with short pleated skirt and fishnets, at our local pub where the day drivers meet on a Friday night, and announced to all and sundry that she was "a bit of a slut really" it opened up a side of her character I had certainly not seen before when she works in the office!

To say I found it all a little embarassing (you can imagine the comments), was only upstaged when at chucking out time she invited the whole lot of us back to her place to "finish off her vodka".

Imagine the delight for the night-shift driver in the minibus who turned up to pick us all up (most of us half or totally [edited by admin]), and was able to report over the open radio channel "that he had just picked up the boss, andy and the rest of the day shift, who were all going round to Andy's new bird's house for a gang session!"

As they all disgorged from the minibus at her house, I hid behind the seat, and got the driver to drop me off at home on the way back.

Sadly, this will give the entire staff of the circuit much fun for the next few days at my expense.

As this was my first foray out into the world of dating again, since I lost the wife a few years back, it was like getting hit with a sledgehammer across the bridge of the nose.

I think, as a sorta calculated guess, I am gonna stay single for the rest of my life now.

I F**** give up.



now now just a bit of christmas dress up fun, fancy going to the pub frequented by day drivers!

surely she cannot be accused of feeding that lot!

Let me give you another tale a young looking bored housewife used to phone up to take her round to the 7.11

one driver particularly got the pecks and sure enough a relationship developed, the ultimate happened, after the driver was in despair after months of monkey play he never got her name, he wanted to take her out but couldnt as he didnt know how to introduce her.

finaly he was taken to meet her mother, who refered to Catherine this and Catherine that, she was horrified when he started refering to her as Catherine, and her mother was none too pleased either.

comming away he got the bollocking of his life as she tore into him that she was sick of living in the limelight of her sister Catherine.

he said nothing.

he still does not know her name, nor dare ask.


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PostPosted: Mon Dec 22, 2003 11:13 pm 
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Sadly, this will give the entire staff of the circuit much fun for the next few days at my expense.


And the lads and lasses on TDO for the next few months or so. :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 23, 2003 3:48 pm 
Her name was Sheila, She'll oblige. :D :D :D :D


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Her name was Sheila, She'll oblige. :D :D :D :D


That's her name at night, during the day it's Stan. :D :D :D :D

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Alex wrote:
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Sadly, this will give the entire staff of the circuit much fun for the next few days at my expense.


And the lads and lasses on TDO for the next few months or so. :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Alex


Thank you for your "qualified" moral support Alex :oops:

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 26, 2003 8:46 am 
Come on Andy how heavy was she???????? :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D We won't laugh honest. :D :D :D


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I've heard that Halcrow decided there was plenty of un-met demand there. :D :D :D :D

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Oh VERY good Andy !!! :oops: :cry:

And she isnt heavy Nidge, she's a size 10 or 12 I would guess. Want an intro? Just ring our desk when she is on.

But I don't care anymore.... Wait till those smug gits down the yard see who they take home from my place in the morning !

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But I don't care anymore.... Wait till those smug gits down the yard see who they take home from my place in the morning !


What are you selling it to her? :D :D :D

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 27, 2003 10:39 pm 
If he is luckier enough he will be giving it to her big time. :D


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But I don't care anymore.... Wait till those smug gits down the yard see who they take home from my place in the morning !


What are you selling it to her? :D :D :D


Andy, I think you are losing the plot. Or I am. Selling what?

Nidge, its a different one. I shall not be "seen about" with the one I first mentioned anymore. I have learnt my lesson.

And yes CGull, I am being entirely charitable. :wink:

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hmmm, thread veering off topic...... :shock:

Anyways, I've had an Omega thats hardly blinked in the last 50k miles. Having a bit of trouble with it at the mo, but I thinks it's more to do with the LPG kit I've had plugged in. Also my ol man used to have a B-reg Senator ex police straight six 3.0 which went like a bat out of hell, and the customers loved it. If I could afford to buy and run, and get it licensed, I swear the ultimate PH car would be a Lotus Carlton. 8)

Granadas... I loved the first one I had, hardly any problems over 300K miles. The other one was a lemon, and I ended up spending probably 3 times what the car was worth on parts and repairs.

Same with all cars I think, depends on what whoever was putting it together at the factory did the night before :shock: . Some are good, others are bad.


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