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bloodnock
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wannabeeahack wrote:
http://www.mafster.co.uk/space/files/audio/Lomuncletits.mp3

http://www.mafster.co.uk/space/files/au ... 2Leper.mp3


and for utd fans...

http://www.mafster.co.uk/space/files/au ... nUPuff.mp3



I cant get those links to work...just like Gordy Brown cant get the government to work....they're Fecked..


you need quicktime player


I have Quicktime player!!!
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actually, both links end end "mp3"

dunno

works here...lol

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thomasthetaxi wrote:
I think the idea is quite good as long as they stay open 24 hours and there are plenty of then. I am sick of having to pee up my back wheel in The Mall. Apparently you have to by law have your right hand on the roof while you do it.
source a sign in the Museum of London.


I wish I could pee on the back wheel of my car but my a**e gets in the way and it's no fun driving with your legs crossed :oops:

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toots wrote:
thomasthetaxi wrote:
I think the idea is quite good as long as they stay open 24 hours and there are plenty of then. I am sick of having to pee up my back wheel in The Mall. Apparently you have to by law have your right hand on the roof while you do it.
source a sign in the Museum of London.


I wish I could pee on the back wheel of my car but my a**e gets in the way and it's no fun driving with your legs crossed :oops:



Try using the Jack and a wheelbrace, remove the wheel and then treat yourself :lol:
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Temporary signs have made the "ladies" simply "toilets", while the "gents" have become "toilets with urinals".


I once saw a urinal being used by a woman.

Bent forwards, legs apart, ar*e facing the urinal; my God she was a good shot!!

Never spilt a drop!!

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Nigel
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There'd be no mistake with one of these.

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Who's the willy watcher in black? :lol:
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Who's the willy watcher in black? :lol:

Woodfield road AGM
Thats John Thomas and just out the picture is his mate Bob.
So thats why we cant get hold of him! and their holding hands.
Just notice you hiding behind the blue one in your red football shirt, nice!

Is that captain cab kneeling down in front of you?
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Who's the willy watcher in black? :lol:


hes left handed

got a hole in his trouser pocket

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thomasthetaxi/LondonJim wrote:
Thats John Thomas and just out the picture is his mate Bob.
So thats why we cant get hold of him! and their holding hands.
Just notice you hiding behind the blue one in your red football shirt, nice!

Is that captain cab kneeling down in front of you?



I know you claimed to be gay a while back as you were losing yet another thread with your poor debating skills . . . . but you really are Gay?

Do you still cottage (is that right?) even at your age?

Can you still 'get it up' even at your age? :lol:
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Try this one Mr A.

That's you on holiday is'nt it? :lol:

http://www.gaychubbydating.com
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I never mentioned anything about "Gay" that is all in your merky little mind.


Its amazing how you know where to find all these gay bit's and even know the lingo.
Must be more to you than meets the eye, or should I say aye.
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This Might make it Easier for the Genitally confused Amongst the Ranks...


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GBC wrote:


I know you claimed to be gay a while back as you were losing yet another thread with your poor debating skills . .


You sure? you are one of the weakest debaters I've ever come across, and believe me I've come across a few.
But no one as low down as you sink with your nasty little innuendoes.
You are only on here cause you got no true friends and no life.You want people to think your the dogs Boll**ks, well they dont they all think your a prise Pratt.



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Can you still 'get it up

Do you get excited asking questions like that?

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