Taxi Driver Online

When you pick up blokes from the pub do they say they are going to be in trouble when they get home?

As if we really care.

When you have air con on, do the idiots open the windows?

Do the poorest in soceity tip better than those with money?

Why is it when you are doing a jigsaw puzzle it is always the last piece that is missing?
Ged

Are some taxi drivers and licensing officers the only people who think that Txs are the best way to transport the wheel-chair bound?

Are the ones who say they wont be sick, the ones that are?

do blokes get married?

Is the latest taxi show the best ever?

do they say what time are you finishing laugh and say have you seen Peter Kaye?

who the fck is Peter Kaye?

Or why do three people open one of your rear doors then all shuffle across the seat ?

Yeh had one bonehead this afternoon open the windows, he said it's nice and cool in here then opened the window. F***IN T**T.

If we start work late can't we finish early?

First thing they say when they get in, have you seen Peter Kay? Have you been busy?

Everytime.

dont customers just sit down and shut up?