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 Post subject: A likely story
PostPosted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 12:11 pm 
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Dead’ taxi driver returns after eight years in forest


A TAXI driver declared dead following taxi violence in Hluleka village in Ngqeleni in the Eastern Cape in 2001 has resurfaced alive, his family said yesterday .

The man, identified as Nkosinathi Ntente, who could no longer recall his own age, told his family he was kidnapped by witches. He said he had been living in a local forest for the past eight years.

Ntente’s family and his taxi industry peers identified what they thought was his body following taxi violence in the Eastern Cape village. The man had been shot in the chest.

A death certificate was issued and “Ntente” was buried. Ntente, however, claimed that he attended his own funeral.

Provincial Health spokesperson Sizwe Kupelo said the family needed to approach the Home Affairs Department to correct the situation and “activate” his existence again. — Sapa

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Only in South Africa :lol: :lol: :lol:

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echo15 wrote:
Only in South Africa :lol: :lol: :lol:


where's the canoe :wink:

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told his family he was kidnapped by witches


I must try that one when turning up late for a booking "Sorry I'm late got kidnapped by witches" :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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my accountant said he had registered me with HMRC, i said that will shake em, they think i died in 1985...


resurrection shuffle!

(which ones the lesbian then?)

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Ntente, however, claimed that he attended his own funeral.


And nobody noticed?

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Did his family return the whip-round to the local trade ???

Which totalled...... :twisted:
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tx_op wrote:
Did his family return the whip-round to the local trade ???

Which totalled...... :twisted:


Some people will do anything to hide from cab finance companies :lol:

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captain cab wrote:
echo15 wrote:
Only in South Africa :lol: :lol: :lol:


where's the canoe :wink:

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Do you fink he had gap insurance in case of holes :lol:
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