Anonymous wrote:
i do know my way around London, its obvious that if your new to a business that one will ask questions. Seeing that the people on here are freindly and knowledgable i thot id ask you guys first. I could ask several operators, i will soon, but i thought id get a little bit of an idea before i ask them

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i AM TAKING TO YOU AS YOU ARE VERY FUNNY
Them blokes who drive a black cab are full of information, though dont tell them you are a taxi driver you will set off a diplomatic incident!
Generaly when its busy in London its quiet everywhere else, and visa versa
you see if a chap goes to London we took him to the station hours earlier, so we are busy at 5am when you are asleep in your bunk, and at 10 am we go for our siesta when you are flying around.
just remember the following a fiver is blue a tenner is brown 20 is purple and a 50 which is most common in London is red.
if they give you a tissue bag and tell you to get yourself a drink its a tea bag and the person who hands it to you is from Sussex,
someone who hands you a tatty card, beware its a library ticket and hes from Mansfield.
someone who will tell you all the regs during the journey is from Manchester.
and if they try and sell you a bottle of spray on tan they are from Gateshead.
if they try to negotiate the fare with meat are from Halifax, and it will pay to keep a mixed grill under your seat so you can give a couple of sausage in change.
laugh and the whole world laughs with you.