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No; it would be a splat on the ground!

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Brummie Cabbie.

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Harsh......... but true

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Ok I found my insurance docs and whilst perusing them for the amusement of Mr T I came across an exception from liability 'whilst your vehicle is situated airside' wtf does this mean

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Some of us pick up executives from private jets and you are, in some airports, allowed to go right up to the plane on the apron. Once you are past the security gates it is called "airside" this is the same for passengers who are travelling. Once you pass through the security checks you are then "airside".

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Grandad,

Wow, you learn something new everyday, thank you

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Why does the crack in your bum go up and down and not side to side? So when we go down a slide it doesn't sound like this...blubflubblibblubflibblibblub!

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It does go from side to side ................... if you're Japanese.

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Kind regards,

Brummie Cabbie.

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Disagree with other members' views;
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You are the only person who manages to confuse me when I tell the joke

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whats yellow and sleeps three?




































a highways maintenence truck

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Of all the things ive lost, i miss my mind the most

get yer twangers oot................http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3458020981552364624

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My heart is heavy, but my consience clear,
I voted Yes, without any fear.

This one will have to wait til I get sound

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Your gaps are like my head at times, so f in long with nothing in it

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the video is sooooooooo much better, but just for you...............

The sketch opens with Zippy pe-eling a banana...

Zippy: "One skin, two skin, three skin, four.... "

George: "Zippy, where is Bungle?"

Zippy: "I think Geoffrey is trying to get him up"

We see a view of the door and hear Bungle moaning from behind it.

Bungle: "Geoffrey, I can't get it in"

Geoffrey: "You managed it last night"

Bungle: "I know, let's try it round the other way around. Ooooooh, I've got it in"

Bungle and Geoffrey enter the studio with Bungle carrying a hammer and peg kit

Bungle: "Would you stick this on the shelf, George"

George: "I can't reach, you'll have to stick it up yourself,

Geoffrey (to camera) " Hello everyone, today we are talking about playing"

Bungle: "Playing with each other, Geoffrey?"

Geoffrey: "Yes Bungle, do you have a special friend that you like to play with?"

George: "Yesterday we played with our balls.

Are we going to play with our friend's balls today?"

Bungle: "Yes, and we can play with our twangers as well."

Geoffrey (to camera): Have you seen Bungles twanger?

Zippy: "Oh I have, I showed him how to pluck with it."

Bungle: "It's my plucking instrument."

Geoffrey asks the audience if they can pluck like Bungle

Zippy: "I can, I'm the best plucker here."

George: "And I'm good at banging. My peg's hard isn't it Zippy?"

Zippy: "Well of course it is, Your peg wouldn't go in if it was soft."

Geoffrey: "Let's get back to Bungle's twanger."

Bungle (excited): "Oooooh Geoffrey, we could all paint our twangers couldn't we?"

George: "Let's sing that plucking song."

Bungle: "Rod and Freddy can get their instruments out and Jane has got two lovely Maracas."

Singers Rod, Freddy and Jane enter.

Rod: "We could hear you all banging away."

Freddy: "Banging can be fun."

Jane: "Ooooh yes, and I was banging away all last night with Rod and Freddy."

Freddy (looking sad): "Yes, but it broke my plucking instrument."

Geoffrey: "Never mind Freddy, let sing the plucking song, come on

everybody get your instruments out."

Rod (to Jane): "Do you want to blow on my pipe while I'm twanging away?"

Jane: "Oh no Rod, I was blowing a lot with Freddy last night. But would you like to play with my maracas?"

Zippy: "No, let's just pluck away with our twangers."

Bungle: "Yes, it doesn't matter what size your twanger is."

Zippy: "I've got a big red one."

George: "I've only got a tiny twanger. But it works well and I like to play with it."

Geoffrey (to viewers): "Well, have you got your twangers out? And remember,you can bounce your balls at the same time. If you haven't got any balls,ask a friend if you can play with his. Now, let's all sing the plucking song."

Everyone in studio: "Pluck, pluck, pluck away, we're going to pluck all day today."

"Pluck, pluck, pluck away, we're going to pluck all ...

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My heart is heavy, but my consience clear,
I voted Yes, without any fear.

Thank you.

That explains an awful lot having grown up on Rainbow

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Why is it that when you lose something people always ask you where you put it

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