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They've just opened an office not far from us, they carry condoms to along with the chlamydia kits. They are known as Poxy cabs to the lads in Sutton.

ive taken the seats out and fitted a double divan in my Bang Bus

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It's all part of the PC brigade take over.

Do drivers really want to get involved in that sort of chat with pi**ed up women late at night?

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I agree especially if they needed a hand to take test

PMSL trust you.

The "user-friendly" kits can be posted off for the results to be checked.

http://freetest.me.uk/ says,

How does it work?

The Chlamydia test requires urine or a swab to be returned to our lab.

Oh charming. Now on top of puking in my cab the young 16-24 year old punters will be pi$$ing in it as well!!

Time to become a bus driver.

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If the tests have to be sent away for the results I think it's gonna be a bit late for some punters. I mean when they pick up somebody at the end of the night they ain't gonna do tests and wait for results before they have a bit are they They're too pi$$ed to care most of them. In fact it amazes me that they can do anything the state some of them get into

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Yeah, what comes next is the allegations, well m'lord I was explaining to Miss Izzitard how 2 use a condom, she asked for a demo as she wasn't quite sure when I explained it to her, so as I was rolling it down trying to keep the air bubble out I stumbled forwards and fell between her legs, as I tried to remove myself from her body she grabbed my pelvis and violently pushed and pulled it away, everytime I thought I'd escaped she'd pull me back in, just as well I'd fitted a condom as I'd have never gotten the tadpoles stain outta the carpet.


Seriously though we had a firm that was giving them away as a gimmick to get ppl to ring them, didn't last long though, just like some of their punters no doubt.

What kind of test is it? Do they Swab themselves or maybe have someone else swab them, either way I guess it could become Habit Forming

they over-powered me m'lud, all 7 of em...

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