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I take 2 viagra a day one at night to stop me falling out of bed and one in a morning to stop me pi**ING on my shoes. :D :D :D


I can understand the 2nd reason but how on earth does it stop you falling out of bed :? :?

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Maybe thats just the effect you have on men.. :D


:oops: Thank you for the vote of confidence


Come on Toots. :lol:


Never mind come on toots how am I supposed to know that about the man pole thing :?

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Come down here, I'll demonstrate! :P
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toots wrote:
Nigel wrote:
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I take 2 viagra a day one at night to stop me falling out of bed and one in a morning to stop me pi**ING on my shoes. :D :D :D


I can understand the 2nd reason but how on earth does it stop you falling out of bed :? :?

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Maybe thats just the effect you have on men.. :D


:oops: Thank you for the vote of confidence


Come on Toots. :lol:


Never mind come on toots how am I supposed to know that about the man pole thing :?



You must excuse their sordid little minds toots..luckily im sweet and innocent like you and I too have difficulty in grasping all these innuendos :^o
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bloodnock wrote:
toots wrote:
Nigel wrote:
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I take 2 viagra a day one at night to stop me falling out of bed and one in a morning to stop me pi**ING on my shoes. :D :D :D


I can understand the 2nd reason but how on earth does it stop you falling out of bed :? :?

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Maybe thats just the effect you have on men.. :D


:oops: Thank you for the vote of confidence


Come on Toots. :lol:


Never mind come on toots how am I supposed to know that about the man pole thing :?



You must excuse their sordid little minds toots..luckily im sweet and innocent like you and I too have difficulty in grasping all these innuendos :^o


I've never heard it called an "innuendo" before and you needn't think you can grasp it either. :mrgreen:

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Is it possible to buy just 8% of a watermelon rather than a whole one?

A friend asked me to ask.. :roll:


Yeah of course it is......... just go ask your doctor for viagra :wink:

Is Viagra a Variety of watermelon?

Tbh I don't know if it is. I've never met a man that ate either or needed to :wink:

So you only carry lady passengers???

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This is a tip for men that are a bit shy to ask the doctor for Viagra :) :D :lol:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/hi/healt ... 498061.stm

The last time I ate watermelon, my zipper burst open.

I'm already way, way too virile to eat that fruit!!!

:-| :-| :) :) :D :D :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Tescos up our way had to get more delivered :lol:
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I am not keen on eating water melon. Do you think it would have the same effect if I just rub it on?

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I am not keen on eating water melon. Do you think it would have the same effect if I just rub it on?


Depends on how fast :roll:

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I am not keen on eating water melon. Do you think it would have the same effect if I just rub it on?


No..Scientific research has proven that it has more effect on the ladies if you just cram a whole one down your Y- fronts for effect...they'll think your either

(A) Well blessed

(B) A Con man

or

(C) Herniated

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bloodnock wrote:
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I am not keen on eating water melon. Do you think it would have the same effect if I just rub it on?


No..Scientific research has proven that it has more effect on the ladies if you just cram a whole one down your Y- fronts for effect...they'll think your either

(A) Well blessed

(B) A Con man

or

(C) Herniated
Or a dickhead walking around with a cucumber stuck down the front of his shorts
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Brummie Cabbie wrote:
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Is it possible to buy just 8% of a watermelon rather than a whole one?

A friend asked me to ask.. :roll:


Yeah of course it is......... just go ask your doctor for viagra :wink:

Is Viagra a Variety of watermelon?

Tbh I don't know if it is. I've never met a man that ate either or needed to :wink:

So you only carry lady passengers???


Of course I don't but I don't check out all the men either or ask them if they eat watermelon or viagra :wink:

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toots wrote:
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Is it possible to buy just 8% of a watermelon rather than a whole one?

A friend asked me to ask.. :roll:


Yeah of course it is......... just go ask your doctor for viagra :wink:

Is Viagra a Variety of watermelon?

Tbh I don't know if it is. I've never met a man that ate either or needed to :wink:

So you only carry lady passengers???

Of course I don't but I don't check out all the men either or ask them if they eat watermelon or viagra :wink:

Well your task for tonight is to ask every male passenger that you carry, whether they eat watermelon.

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Well your task for tonight is to ask every male passenger that you carry, whether they eat watermelon.


Well I suppose you think you're funny........ I have to say I deserved every comment I got when I had to explain why I was asking. Suffice to say the majority of them said they didn't need to eat water melon and if I needed any proof they would be more than happy to prove it :shock:

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Well your task for tonight is to ask every male passenger that you carry, whether they eat watermelon.

Well I suppose you think you're funny........ I have to say I deserved every comment I got when I had to explain why I was asking. Suffice to say the majority of them said they didn't need to eat water melon and if I needed any proof they would be more than happy to prove it :shock:


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

You should have told them that you were conducting an experiment & had a boot full of watermelons to give to men that had never tried the wicked potion.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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