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Nigel
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I found Skull while browsing the net.

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Nidge you're so bad but very funny :D

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I had my worst fare every last night and thank god it was one of my shortest fares of the night.Sitting on the rank at 3am and as usual at that time of night you are looking in all mirrors,because you want to know whos approaching you.
Well in my mirror a caught a glimpse of a very big pair of legs and a very short skirt.Then all my doors opened and a lot of ladys got in.Then in the most glaswegian male voice i hear "the apex please, your nice do you fancy a lick" well i about shat myself, then the next thing i hear is i fancy that driver, well by this time i was lost for words almost, my reply was if i was that way inclined i would be a happy man, got a great tip.Thank god thats all i got :lol: :lol: :lol:
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I had my worst fare every last night and thank god it was one of my shortest fares of the night.Sitting on the rank at 3am and as usual at that time of night you are looking in all mirrors,because you want to know whos approaching you.
Well in my mirror a caught a glimpse of a very big pair of legs and a very short skirt.Then all my doors opened and a lot of ladys got in.Then in the most glaswegian male voice i hear "the apex please, your nice do you fancy a lick" well i about shat myself, then the next thing i hear is i fancy that driver, well by this time i was lost for words almost, my reply was if i was that way inclined i would be a happy man, got a great tip.Thank god thats all i got :lol: :lol: :lol:

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How fast can you guess these words?

1. F_ _K
2. PU_S_
3. S_X
4. P_N_S
5. BOO_S
6. _ _NDOM






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1. FORK
2. PULSE
3. SIX
4. PANTS
5. BOOKS
6. RANDOM



You got all 6 wrong....didn't you?

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I only got 5 wrong. I got number 3 correct. :mrgreen:

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A post about nothing in particular - except it moves the thread up the list so I don't have to go searching for it. :lol:

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A post about nothing in particular - except it moves the thread up the list so I don't have to go searching for it. :lol:


thats a toots thing ffs.

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Perhaps I got a thing for all things Toots!

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Perhaps I got a thing for all things Toots!


Then you are the one at the end of the line.

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