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 Post subject: have you found.......
PostPosted: Thu Dec 01, 2011 6:03 pm 
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from the facebook of one of our controllers...

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i tell you people lose some strange things in taxis you think youve heard it all till someone phones looking for parts of their breast pump ! urgh ffs lmao


I wouldn't even know what to look for :oops: :lol: :lol:

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 01, 2011 8:21 pm 
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grumpy wrote:
from the facebook of one of our controllers...

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i tell you people lose some strange things in taxis you think youve heard it all till someone phones looking for parts of their breast pump ! urgh ffs lmao


I wouldn't even know what to look for :oops: :lol: :lol:

Probably similar to that penis enlarger that you have. :wink:

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i tell you people lose some strange things in taxis you think youve heard it all till someone phones looking for parts of their breast pump ! urgh ffs lmao


Wow a pump for blowing up breasts that's gotta be cheaper than plastic surgery :D

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toots wrote:
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i tell you people lose some strange things in taxis you think youve heard it all till someone phones looking for parts of their breast pump ! urgh ffs lmao


Wow a pump for blowing up breasts that's gotta be cheaper than plastic surgery :D



Can you use helium??
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each tits got a nipple, thats where i usually blow em up...

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wannabeeahack wrote:
each tits got a nipple, thats where i usually blow em up...



I know a few Tits around here...but sadly they cant reach their own nipples...

How ya do it???
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 07, 2011 9:31 pm 
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The way the weather's going I'm gonna have bigger nipples than I have tits ffs :oops:

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 07, 2011 9:38 pm 
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toots wrote:
The way the weather's going I'm gonna bigger nipples than I have tits ffs :oops:


I have both a Verneer Caliper and a Measuring tape...I could Confirm or Deny your theory if you wish

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PS..I have Naturally warm hands =D>
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toots wrote:
The way the weather's going I'm gonna bigger nipples than I have tits ffs :oops:


=D>

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bloodnock wrote:
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The way the weather's going I'm gonna have bigger nipples than I have tits ffs :oops:


I have both a Verneer Caliper and a Measuring tape...I could Confirm or Deny your theory if you wish

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PS..I have Naturally warm hands =D>


Warm hands would be of no use for the purpose of confirmation :wink:

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toots wrote:
bloodnock wrote:
toots wrote:
The way the weather's going I'm gonna have bigger nipples than I have tits ffs :oops:


I have both a Verneer Caliper and a Measuring tape...I could Confirm or Deny your theory if you wish

:twisted:

PS..I have Naturally warm hands =D>


Warm hands would be of no use for the purpose of confirmation :wink:


Ok........Ill Take them out my pockets for a week.. :badgrin:
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 07, 2011 11:56 pm 
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Toots, if you are coming to Plymouth soon, can you wear the kit you are wearing in your avatar - strictly so I can find you in a crowd you understand. :lol:

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Chris the Fish wrote:
Toots, if you are coming to Plymouth soon, can you wear the kit you are wearing in your avatar - strictly so I can find you in a crowd you understand. :lol:


Only if there's a wobley in it for me, strictly to warm me up of course :lol:

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Wilsons/Tradex = £1596 (Fcomp/£500XS inc breakdown)

deposit £399 and 10 x £199 = £1715

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wannabeeahack wrote:
Wilsons/Tradex = £1596 (Fcomp/£500XS inc breakdown)

deposit £399 and 10 x £199 = £1715


:shock: That's a bit expensive for a breast pump

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