Gusmac wrote:
Your neck of the woods is hardly saturated....except with sheep
Baa Baa Ethnic Minority Sheep
Children's Nursery Rhymes have come under attack from the PC Police amid claims of racism and bigotry. Baa Baa Black Sheep will now have to be called "Rainbow Sheep" or Baa Baa Of African Descent Sheep. All black sheep will now be rebranded or slaughtered at the Clarice Starling Processing Unit in Cleethorpes.
Professor Richard Littlejohn, who under new rules will be renamed Dick Tinycock, spoke to Magic Beans from the ivory tower of the Daily Mail "It's a [edited by admin] disgrace. These black sheep are always mugging ladies and smashing up shops. I like to call a spade a spade, not a "ground excavation utensil."
Humpty Dumpty will now receive counselling after his "horrific" fall and is expected to file a very expensive compensation claim against the makers of the wall and the emergency services that failed to "put him back together again". He told Magic Beans "I'm just trying to pick up the pieces. One day at a time. I'm looking forward to Easter."
Riots have been reported all over Toytown as nursery rhyme characters protest over the changes. Wee Willy Winkie, now known as Quite Adequate Downstairs Winkie, spoke at a rally in the town square "I think I speak for everyone including Old King Cole and Little Miss Muffet when I say you couldn't make this up. We're going to hell in a handcart." Cole has been renamed Annually Challenged Cole and Little Miss Muffet is now known as Vertically Challenged Ms Muffet.