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cabbyman
PostPosted: Tue Oct 30, 2012 7:49 pm 
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Febreze or any Ostomy spray, of which I have a regular supply on prescription!!!

Talking of which, following my colostomy, I had my rectum removed. Four lads in the car the other night; One of them let one go! The usual conversation: It was you, Fred, no it was you, Bert. Then, in unison, 'it was you, drives!!' My reply: 'Sorry lads, I can't.'

The stunned silence was palpable!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :D :D :D

Don't tell me, let me guess. Some time ago some b'stard told you that you wouldn't make it as a taxi driver whilst you had a hole in your ar5e.


Got it in one, so I did something about it!! It was quite easy: Excrutiating pain for a fortnight, 8 hour emergency op, 9 further ops until 14 hour op in May, 4 months+ in hospital, off work for 18 months, Life saving resusitation twice.

It was so easy, others ought to try it!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D
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United Taxis 11
PostPosted: Tue Oct 30, 2012 7:59 pm 
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i just use the magic trees and keep about 3 on the mirror and buy new ones every so often
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gusmac
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You could stick a dead fish under the seats, it'd still smell better than some people :shock:

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wannabeeahack
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Whilst on a hack circuit 15 years ago we had a DRIVER who honked, he was probably the nicest guy driving off the base, but boy, you never stood downwind of him, the base op had to avoid sending him on the "nice" jobs (aka business account work)

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edders23
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Had a customer yesterday who let one rip as he was getting out god knows what he had been eating but it smelt like pure hydrogen Sulphide and lingered for half an hour !

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