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PostPosted: Thu Apr 25, 2013 12:06 pm 
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Council calls for mandatory training for all taxi drivers



COUNCIL chiefs in Aberdeenshire have called for mandatory training for taxi drivers.

Aberdeenshire Council spelled out its views in response to a government consultation on taxi and private car licensing.

The council response stated: “We believe there should be a mandatory training requirement for all drivers, regardless of the type of vehicle they drive.”

Aberdeen City Council also called for the training requirement to be set down in regulations or “at the very least” government guidance to ensure the same standard across the country.

The Scottish Taxi Federation said it did not believe there was a need to legislate for training.

It instead suggested that training could be a “reasonable condition” of a licence, with standards being set by the licensing authority.


http://www.eveningexpress.co.uk/Article.aspx/3213851

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 25, 2013 1:55 pm 
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I think mandatory training for all taxi drivers is an absolute must. And if they fail to meet the required standard, they are gone.

Take hssc, Longshanks and Dougie, for instance, they are quite obviously mentally retarded but still they are allowed to drive a taxi. How can this be right? :? #-o

And I don't think your taxi trade is doing itself any favours by setting its standards so low. :D

Maybe all you need is some sort of psychological testing to weed these guys out. :-k


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PostPosted: Thu Apr 25, 2013 2:55 pm 
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Skull wrote:
I think mandatory training for all taxi drivers is an absolute must. And if they fail to meet the required standard, they are gone.

Take hssc, Longshanks and Dougie, for instance, they are quite obviously mentally retarded but still they are allowed to drive a taxi. How can this be right? :? #-o

And I don't think your taxi trade is doing itself any favours by setting its standards so low. :D

Maybe all you need is some sort of psychological testing to weed these guys out. :-k


You've done well to get out the trade before any psychological testing Skull or you would have been Fu€ked!! :badgrin:

You missed out Fat Boab and Artur and Molsey, they seem to be bonkers as well, no hope of passing a test now. Bet they're glad they've already passed.

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 25, 2013 3:11 pm 
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Retrospective testing. That would be a real quality control.

But at least you agree we need Psycho testing. And the numpties on this forum would be gone.

But hey. Let's also test committee gurus, Company owners and council staff too.

:lol:

There'd be nobody left. And that is QUALITY!

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 25, 2013 3:28 pm 
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Now see skull, thats just your usual bile. An unruly, horrible and nasty attack with nothing but insults. If you would say something similar about jasbar he'd go running to the police and insist on finding the guilty parties and charged with name calling

Shows what a horrible and worthless person you are skull


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PostPosted: Thu Apr 25, 2013 4:18 pm 
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LongshanksED wrote:
Now see skull, thats just your usual bile. An unruly, horrible and nasty attack with nothing but insults. If you would say something similar about jasbar he'd go running to the police and insist on finding the guilty parties and charged with name calling

Shows what a horrible and worthless person you are skull


Look, we both know that you would never pass a Psycho test. Just imagine the examination:

Doctor: What's your name?

You: Er, longshanksed.

Doctor: Interesting name, what does it mean?

You: It's a pseudonym. I use for posting on the forum

Doctor: And you don't use your real name?

You: No, I'd rather not.

Doctor: Why?

You: Because I don't want anyone to know that I'm writing what I write.

Doctor: So you feel the need to develop a new persona to speak for yourself?

You: Yes.

Doctor: So, you have a split personality?

You: I guess so.

Doctor: Thanks long ... sh ... whoever you are today. Do you have your taxi drivers badge there?

You: Yes, here it is (hands it to the doctor).

Doctor: Thanks, that'll be all.

You: But my badge ...?

Doctor: I'll submit this with my report to the council ... You'll be hearing from them in due course.

You: But how can I work without it?

Doctor: That'll be up to the council ... meanwhile here's a prescription. Take one of the purple tablets before going to bed, and the white ones ... take two four times daily. Make an appointment with your GP and he'll refer you to the clinic for on-going treatment. Have a good day. NEXT!

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 25, 2013 4:31 pm 
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Aye, good! As long as your enjoying yourself jasbar

But at the end of the day I'm not a guy that's been led away by Edinburghs police on more than one occasion on violent outbursts. Neither have I been accused of beating my wife/partner

I'm sure these would go down well in psychology testing


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PostPosted: Thu Apr 25, 2013 4:59 pm 
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LongshanksED wrote:
Aye, good! As long as your enjoying yourself jasbar

But at the end of the day I'm not a guy that's been led away by Edinburghs police on more than one occasion on violent outbursts. Neither have I been accused of beating my wife/partner

I'm sure these would go down well in psychology testing


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PostPosted: Thu Apr 25, 2013 5:07 pm 
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LongshanksED wrote:
Now see skull, thats just your usual bile. An unruly, horrible and nasty attack with nothing but insults. If you would say something similar about jasbar he'd go running to the police and insist on finding the guilty parties and charged with name calling

Shows what a horrible and worthless person you are skull


Don't take everything so personally Longshanks, my post was based purely on my observations. You can hardly blame me for your own short comings. You never know. You might even pass the test, I doubt it, but at least you would have a chance.

Oh and look at it this way, it's all for the good of your trade. It's only unfortunate that you would no longer be a part of it. #-o :D


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PostPosted: Thu Apr 25, 2013 5:21 pm 
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Kaiser Soze wrote:
Skull wrote:
I think mandatory training for all taxi drivers is an absolute must. And if they fail to meet the required standard, they are gone.

Take hssc, Longshanks and Dougie, for instance, they are quite obviously mentally retarded but still they are allowed to drive a taxi. How can this be right? :? #-o

And I don't think your taxi trade is doing itself any favours by setting its standards so low. :D

Maybe all you need is some sort of psychological testing to weed these guys out. :-k


You've done well to get out the trade before any psychological testing Skull or you would have been Fu€ked!! :badgrin:

You missed out Fat Boab and Artur and Molsey, they seem to be bonkers as well, no hope of passing a test now. Bet they're glad they've already passed.

=D> =D>


Kaiser, you couldn't be more wrong. It would be people like Jim, and me setting the standard. And with that in mind, people like yourself wouldn't get beyond the stage of applying for a licence in the first place.

It would be, "sorry your application to become a taxi driver has been unsuccessful at this time..." #-o :badgrin: :badgrin: :badgrin:


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PostPosted: Thu Apr 25, 2013 6:12 pm 
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LongshanksED wrote:

But at the end of the day I'm not a guy that's been led away by Edinburghs police on more than one occasion on violent outbursts. Neither have I been accused of beating my wife/partner



Perhaps I need to edit my Doctor patient post.

because by bringing up this hoary old shlte all you've proved is that LongshanksED is merely the latest in probably a long line of personalities you've employed.

You clearly have a multi-personality disorder which renders you as not fit and proper to be a cabbie.

:lol:

Yup, we've always said we need more quality controls. Weeding you out proves it.

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LongshanksED wrote:
Aye, good! As long as your enjoying yourself jasbar

But at the end of the day I'm not a guy that's been led away by Edinburghs police on more than one occasion on violent outbursts. Neither have I been accused of beating my wife/partner

I'm sure these would go down well in psychology testing


Interesting......

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