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That Google translator tool aint all it's cracked up to be, I wrote into it:

my grannies swallowed her false teeth and has had to have a new set fitted so as she can chew her greens.

Translasted it into German and then back again and it came out as:

my grandma swallowed her false teeth and had a new set, it may have come chew their greens.

Now, it's not exactly the same is it...