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I picked up 2 ladies (25 years old ish) to take to a local hostelry (pub) which has a road at the front and one at the back and asked.............. "would you like the front or the back door?"


im innocent in many things, they just sat giggling............

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Of all the things ive lost, i miss my mind the most

Ach they probably just thought you were a fu*king ar*ehole

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All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others.
George Orwell, "Animal Farm"

what was that noise?.......pmsl

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Of all the things ive lost, i miss my mind the most

You blocked me, remember?

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All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others.
George Orwell, "Animal Farm"

Reminds me of the time one of our asian drivers who'd gone to a two car pub booking radioed to our base "Tell other driver passengers coming from back side"

Don't give up your day job.

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All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others.
George Orwell, "Animal Farm"

Every night at least one old dear will climb in the back and say 'I'll just get my leg over'.
Haha, yes very funny. Never heard that one before

Or there's the bloke who will squeeze between two women in the back (why don't they just sit in the front where there's more room?) and say 'a rose between two thorns', to which I reply if I think I can get away with it 'more like the biggest pr ick in the bunch'

if it gives em a larf.....

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Of all the things ive lost, i miss my mind the most