Taxi Driver Online

Remote address , middle of the night, no-one around for miles except the pickup who has had a text saying the cab will be arriving shortly (with the registration number) :-

'You here for me ?'

The phone rings, you answer and say "Hello, Ace cabs." The caller says, "Hello, is that Ace cabs"?
And then the ones that really annoy you when you have just gone through the above, They say "oh, sorry i meant to ring zebra cabs."

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Grandad,

so just say "hello, taxi's"

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Of all the things ive lost, i miss my mind the most

Better still when the phone rings say, "hello Mortuary you kill em we chill em."