Taxi Driver Online

Exciting times guys as the new multi-billion dollar app companies UBER and GETTAXI take to the field to do battle over Edinburgh's taxi market. It appears Edinburgh's two bumbling cooperatives have gotten themselves enveloped in a full pincer movement with the enemy attacking from the front, both flanks and up the choccy. It's not looking good and some would say, it’s only a matter of time before these two antiquated boys clubs surrender or face total destruction.

It's just a pity they never merged to present a unified front, that way, they might have stood a chance.

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All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others.
George Orwell, "Animal Farm"

but you still wont be joining them,keep scooping that poop

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i started out with nothing and ive still got most of it left

Soft lad, this would be the wrong time for anyone to join either of these two companies.

Joze, you are defo not big in the thinking department are you?

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All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others.
George Orwell, "Animal Farm"

Soft lad, this would be the wrong time for anyone to join either of these two companies.

Joze, you are defo not big in the thinking department are you? [/quote]

why do you care,you dont drive a taxi,your an ex taxi driver,

keep picking up those jobbies

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i started out with nothing and ive still got most of it left

why do you care,you dont drive a taxi,your an ex taxi driver,

keep picking up those jobbies

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I don't care Joze, I'm here for the laughs. It gives me a giggle to see how incredibly thick guys like you really are

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All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others.
George Orwell, "Animal Farm"

oi soft lad

i meant you wont be joining uber or get taxi because your not a taxi driver

seems the bile your spewing is affecting your two brain cells

remember to put your gloves on before scooping that big soft turd

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i started out with nothing and ive still got most of it left

Eh...Joze, I know what you were alluding to but I decided to make the point anyway. Oh and I would rather pick up dog shi* than even brush up against something as foul as you.

Joze, I scrap better than you off my boots.

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All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others.
George Orwell, "Animal Farm"

This is the last throw of the dice Skull.....

I knew you were worried.

Getaxi have failed and so will Uber then what will you do? You're championing the apps in desperate hope they add some justification to your hatred when in fact their failure in Edinburgh will send you over the edge......finally.

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"I'm going to tell you the story about the geese which fly 5,000 miles from Canada to France. They fly in V-formation but the second ones don't fly. They're the subs for the first ones. And then the second ones take over - so it's teamwork."

Aye right enough Artur, you got me... What chance do GETTAXI and UBER stand against a divided front like City Cabs...Oops... I mean ECPH and CRT? Yeah they must be shi**ing themselves...

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All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others.
George Orwell, "Animal Farm"

Aye right enough Artur, you got me... What chance do GETTAXI and UBER stand against a divided front like City Cabs...Oops... I mean ECPH and CRT? Yeah they must be shi**ing themselves... [/quote]

if thats the case could be an oppourtunity for a bit of expansion for you,all those extra jobbies needing picked up

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i started out with nothing and ive still got most of it left

if thats the case could be an oppourtunity for a bit of expansion for you,all those extra jobbies needing picked up

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All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others.
George Orwell, "Animal Farm"

What is it with you and the quote button?


Oh and Joze, I'd rather be picking up sh*t than having it fill the gap between my ears.

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All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others.
George Orwell, "Animal Farm"

Upon hearing that UBER's license application was granted, it was reported that Private Reggie was seen rolling around in the street screaming "We're all doomed, doomed I tell ya!"

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All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others.
George Orwell, "Animal Farm"

You are a tease Skull. Skull, does it fall within the licensing conditions set by Edinburgh City Council for a street car driver to use an app to get work?

I don't really understand the question.

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All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others.
George Orwell, "Animal Farm"