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Baby puked all over the rear seat - rest of night off

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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
George Carlin

Did you make it open its money box

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Common sense........is just not that Common.

Thought you'd sold up?

what's the charge then ?

new venture

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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
George Carlin

didn't charge - aint going to charge for ill babies - despite losing Sat night mong hours

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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
George Carlin

Nice parents would make an offer

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Of all the things ive lost, i miss my mind the most

the lad did - but in fairness he did say he was due his benefits this week - I aint that desperate for money to deprive folk that need it.

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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
George Carlin

had a school kid puke just as we got to the school 1 morning, porridge...

took a week and £90 to clear the stench and mess out totally

mum and dad lived in a £400k house with another across town, a business locally, sports bike/beemer/Lotus 7 in the garage

never saw a penny for soilage charge

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Of all the things ive lost, i miss my mind the most

My son had one last night. A group of lads going out on an 18th birthday do. The birthday boy was the son of one of the people in our licensing department. His mate threw up and it cost him £100.

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Grandad,

As soon as he bubbled he would've been out, son of a licensing officer or not.

My last was a few years ago, took 7 girls to Brum, 5 made it back, the smallest sat in the front passenger seat/head out the window.....

have you seen The Excorcist?

Sorry Sutton Coldfield but I didnt want it inside the Tourneo

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Of all the things ive lost, i miss my mind the most

And yer didnt improve the Beemers appearance .............................gutless burke!

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i know its tough up there surely you carry a spoon? ................... you could have saved the cost of a meal

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All posts by this contributor are made in a strictly personal capacity

I AM PROUD TO BE A CITIZEN NOBODY'S SUBJECT http://www.republic.org.u

F88K EM ALL WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND

BOOZE BOOZE BOOZE

£50 up here, can be a nice earner if it's your last job of the week

Best one I had was, a guy gets in on Tron Rank, Eskbank pal he say's, good finish I'm thinking, are you going to be ok m8, try not to fall asleep, anyway gets up south bridge and hears it, aw naw, guys all apologetic, quick thinking me, just sit there and I'll still get you home, you can phone home though and let your wife know what's happened, guy says thanks and we get to his home, his wife is there with a bucket, mop and cloth, cleans out the cab, pays the fare £25 and gives me an extra £20 for the spew, off I go £45 finish, or so I thought, nearly home hears phone ringing in back, answered it, yes it was the guy who spewed, ok I'll bring it back but you'll need to pay the meter, hands me another £20, I drive away £65 for my last hour and a half, easy money, guess who's spewing in the morning and a bout of earache from his wife, it wasn't me

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Alway's been about Tightening the Grip!