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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Welshman were out in the Australian outback trecking. As they came to a clearing there was a massive crocodile asleep with its mouth open, as they approached the crocodile they could see in the middle of its mouth a bag full of gold!

The Irish guy said I am having that and plunged his hand into its mouth, only to have it bitten off at the wrist. The Welsh guy said that's unlucky, however being brave/stupid (depending as to how you see it) he stated that neither was he leaving it there, and also plunged his arm into its mouth and had it severed at the elbow. The Englishman drew a gasp of breath at the appalling injuries of his mates, to then surprise them by stating that he would not let them down that he would do the same. He plunged his arm fully into the crocs mouth, and retrieved the gold without so much as a scratch, much to the amazement of his mates.

The guys hurriedly asked him as to how he had done it? He replied have you seen the tattoo on my arm, he rolled up his sleeve that had dropped back down after coming out of the crocs mouth to read.......England Rugby Team World Cup Winners 2015........to then say to them........now who is going to swallow that.

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